Boys suck sometimes. We've all been there. They're forgetful, and they do some really stupid things sometimes. There is nothing that breaks my heart more than seeing a girl's shine be dulled by a boy. There is never any reason to stay upset for more than 10 minutes after a break-up. Why, you ask? The answer is chicken nuggets. The answer is always chicken nuggets. So next time you're about to cry over a boy, stop, go get some chicken nuggets and read over this enlightening list of 50 reasons why chicken nuggets are better than boys. (I know, the hardest part was narrowing it down to only 50).

1. Chicken nuggets won't make you cry

2. Chicken nuggets will always be there for you when you need them most

3. Chicken nuggets will never disappoint you

4. Chicken nuggets don't play video games

5. Chicken nuggets will always pay attention to you

6. Chicken nuggets don't lie

7. Chicken nuggets don't cheat

8. You can't dip boys in honey mustard and eat them like you can with chicken nuggets

9. Chicken nuggets don't care what you're wearing

10. Chicken nuggets don't get mad if you're late

11. Chicken nuggets don't care how much you weigh

12. Chicken nuggets don't care what your hair looks like

13. Chicken nuggets don't care what your make up looks like

14. You can share chicken nuggets with your best friend

15. Chicken nuggets don't have a type.

16. Chicken nuggets like everyone

17. Chicken nuggets won't bitch about your driving

18. Chicken nuggets won't bitch about how long you take to get ready

19. Chicken nuggets won't bitch about making them take cute pictures with you

20. Chicken nuggets won't bitch.

21. What you see is what you get with chicken nuggets

22. Chicken nuggets will watch whatever you want to watch on Netflix with you

23. Chicken nuggets are always satisfying

24. Chicken nuggets don't judge

25. Chicken nuggets don't mind hanging out with your friends

26. Chicken nuggets don't mind hanging out with your family

27. Chicken nuggets basically are your family

28. Chicken nuggets will feed you when you're hungry

29. Chicken nuggets aren't annoying

30. Chicken nuggets won't say stupid shit

31. Chicken nuggets don't care how much money you spent

32. Chicken nuggets can't get you pregnant

33. Chicken nuggets don't talk back

34. Chicken nuggets don't mind going shopping with you

35. Chicken nuggets don't care how many pairs of shoes you own

36. Chicken nuggets will listen to your stories

37. Chicken nuggets will listen to your hopes and dreams

38. Chicken nuggets will listen to your fears

39. Chicken nugget will listen to you complain

40. Chicken nuggets will listen

41. Chicken nuggets don't care if you're wearing a bra

42. Chicken nuggets aren't irrationally moody

43. Chicken nuggets will go to a Taylor Swift concert with you

44. Chicken nuggets don't forget anniversaries

45. Chicken nuggets don't ever expect anything in return

46. Chicken nuggets don't care if your summer body is ready

47. Chicken nuggets will let you have as many dogs as you want

48. Chicken nuggets don't mind getting manicures and pedicures with you

49. Chicken nuggets love Nicholas Sparks movies

50. Chicken nuggets will never stop loving you

Thank you to all the ladies in Girl Code who offered their reasons why chicken nuggets are better than boys!