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50 Reasons Why Chicken Nuggets Are Better Than Boys

The hardest part was narrowing it down to 50

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50 Reasons Why Chicken Nuggets Are Better Than Boys
Sick Chirpse

Boys suck sometimes. We've all been there. They're forgetful, and they do some really stupid things sometimes. There is nothing that breaks my heart more than seeing a girl's shine be dulled by a boy. There is never any reason to stay upset for more than 10 minutes after a break-up. Why, you ask? The answer is chicken nuggets. The answer is always chicken nuggets. So next time you're about to cry over a boy, stop, go get some chicken nuggets and read over this enlightening list of 50 reasons why chicken nuggets are better than boys. (I know, the hardest part was narrowing it down to only 50).

1. Chicken nuggets won't make you cry


2. Chicken nuggets will always be there for you when you need them most


3. Chicken nuggets will never disappoint you


4. Chicken nuggets don't play video games


5. Chicken nuggets will always pay attention to you


6. Chicken nuggets don't lie


7. Chicken nuggets don't cheat


8. You can't dip boys in honey mustard and eat them like you can with chicken nuggets


9. Chicken nuggets don't care what you're wearing


10. Chicken nuggets don't get mad if you're late


11. Chicken nuggets don't care how much you weigh


12. Chicken nuggets don't care what your hair looks like

13. Chicken nuggets don't care what your make up looks like


14. You can share chicken nuggets with your best friend


15. Chicken nuggets don't have a type.


16. Chicken nuggets like everyone

17. Chicken nuggets won't bitch about your driving

18. Chicken nuggets won't bitch about how long you take to get ready

19. Chicken nuggets won't bitch about making them take cute pictures with you

20. Chicken nuggets won't bitch.

21. What you see is what you get with chicken nuggets

22. Chicken nuggets will watch whatever you want to watch on Netflix with you

23. Chicken nuggets are always satisfying


24. Chicken nuggets don't judge


25. Chicken nuggets don't mind hanging out with your friends


26. Chicken nuggets don't mind hanging out with your family


27. Chicken nuggets basically are your family


28. Chicken nuggets will feed you when you're hungry


29. Chicken nuggets aren't annoying


30. Chicken nuggets won't say stupid shit

31. Chicken nuggets don't care how much money you spent


32. Chicken nuggets can't get you pregnant


33. Chicken nuggets don't talk back


34. Chicken nuggets don't mind going shopping with you


35. Chicken nuggets don't care how many pairs of shoes you own


36. Chicken nuggets will listen to your stories


37. Chicken nuggets will listen to your hopes and dreams


38. Chicken nuggets will listen to your fears


39. Chicken nugget will listen to you complain


40. Chicken nuggets will listen


41. Chicken nuggets don't care if you're wearing a bra


42. Chicken nuggets aren't irrationally moody


43. Chicken nuggets will go to a Taylor Swift concert with you


44. Chicken nuggets don't forget anniversaries


45. Chicken nuggets don't ever expect anything in return


46. Chicken nuggets don't care if your summer body is ready


47. Chicken nuggets will let you have as many dogs as you want


48. Chicken nuggets don't mind getting manicures and pedicures with you


49. Chicken nuggets love Nicholas Sparks movies


50. Chicken nuggets will never stop loving you


Thank you to all the ladies in Girl Code who offered their reasons why chicken nuggets are better than boys!


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