Every new year, I try to make resolutions I will actually follow through with, and every year, I inevitably fail dramatically. This year will be different!

Well, it probably won't be, but I'd like to hope it will.

So because I always fail, and I have no doubt some of you probably fail every year as well, I thought I'd outline some resolutions we absolutely cannot fail.

1. Pet more animals.

Even if you're allergic to cats or dogs, you can still seek out other types of animals--horses, turtles, snakes, donkeys, chickens, elephants, whatever!

2. Do something you've never done before.

Whether it's eating somewhere you've never eaten before, traveling to a new town or a new country, it will be exciting.

3. Volunteer.

Doesn't matter what, doesn't matter when. Go volunteer your time and effort for a good cause.

4. Do something that makes you happy.

Take a bath, watch your favorite television show, call your mom, hang out with friends--do things that make you happy. This is an important part of self-care, and one of the best ways to enjoy life.

5. Create something.

Write a poem, write a book, paint a picture, use play dough, take a clay-sculpting class, learn how to play an instrument, take a dance class. Create something new, something beautiful, something thought-provoking.

Now come on, all my fellow perpetual failures! Let's go out an win this year!