Finals week is an odd time. On top of the stress from school, sometimes life happens and adds even more stress to our plate. In order to avoid my own studying, I went around this weekend and spoke with students who have had some unfortunate events occur during finals week. Below is a comprehensive list. Hopefully none of these happen to you this week!
1. Ate a whole pound of cookie dough
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2. Lost or gained 10 pounds in a week.
3. Cried at random moments. *weeps during exam*
4. Procrastination cooked and cleaned.
5. Stress online shopped.
6. Spent more time figuring out the lowest grade you can get than actually studying...we've all done it.
7. Ran face first into a door which resulted in a near concussion.
8. Went on three Tinder dates instead of studying.
9. Fainted and fell straight on face which resulted in a busted lip and swollen nose.
10. Went out to celebrate end of semester, ended up falling in own puke and having to be fire-man carried inside...
11. "Started a land war in Asia in my summer uniform and went up against a Sicilian when death was on the line" = Became delirious
12. Went to bed at 7pm and woke up at 8pm thinking it was 8am. Proceeded to quickly get dressed, cry, and run around looking for notes until roommate intervened. God bless that roommate.
And finally, the oddest of all
13. A beaver came into a garage through a doggy door. The student was startled and ran inside to tell the roommate. When they came back out, the beaver was gone! They called the Game and Fish Department who eventually found the sneaky beaver. It didn't give a "dam".
May the odds be ever in your favor this week and avoid those beavers!
