I'll be the first to admit that Tinder scares me. I have no clue why it does. I have friends who have gone on successful dates as a result of the famous app while I sat in my onesie, eating Ben & Jerry's, and binge watching "Gilmore Girls." I even know great couples that have come from Tinder.

So, imagine my reluctance freshmen year of college when my floor-mates decided to create my very own Tinder profile. Two years later, and many times deleting and reinstalling the app, Tinder is back and added to my nightly list of social media apps to scroll through before I fall asleep.

Tinder still scares me, but now I look at it as a fun, game. My bio reads, "Tell me your best pick up line." And lemme tell you, guys actually do message you what they think are the hilarious, best lines. (Side note: I also love to make things awkward, so of course I swipe right to anyone I know and hope we match).

For your enjoyment I compiled my dearest girlfriends and ranked the best pickup lines from Tinder.

1. I seemed to be missing my little spoon. Can you help me out?"

2. "I bet you've been looking for love in alderaan places because my grandpa blew it up."

(From a Tinder profile for Kylo.)

"I just got pulled over by a cop writing my first response to you."

"He gave me the whole texting and driving speech and was about to give me a ticket, but I showed him your picture and explained what Tinder was. He let me off with a warning that said I better get your number."

3. "Are you my appendix... because I would like to take you out?"

4. "I'm 6'3", hilarious, have a dog, and contribute to a 401K."

"What reason could you possibly have to not go on a date with me?"

5. "Well that wasn't the most appropriate gif..."

6. "Who needs pick up lines when I have Old Bay shorts and I put the Maryland flag on everything."

7. "You go to DU? Well i've got the D, and all I need is U."

One month later -- "So that was bad." Another month later --

8. "Do you know the average weight of a polar bear? Enough to break the ice!"

9. "Hey make sure you tie your shoes! I don't want you falling for anyone else."

10. "I wish you were my pinky toe so I could bang you on every piece of furniture in my house."

11. "If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

12. "What kind of ice cream do you have in your third picture? Wanna share?"

13. "Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting all the goods."

14. "I lost my library card... can I check you out anyways?"

15. "You've got quite the cute smile, it makes me want to bury myself with my rabbits."

16. "Are you religious because you're the answer to all my prayers."

17. "So what's a girl like you doing on this app?"

18. "Forget Netflix... Bob's Burgers and chill?"

19. The standard, "Heyyy cutie," or "Ayyy, baby," or any other variation.

20. "You smell nice, you must go in the yum yum bag."