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Ranking Of The 'Bachelorette' Contestants After Night One

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Ranking Of The 'Bachelorette' Contestants After Night One

Girls around the country once again have a reason to get up on Monday morning, Bachelor Mondays are back. You can be sure that when the clock reaches 9 p.m., eyes will be glued to the TV, wine glasses and popcorn bowls will be full, and silence will fill the room. Night one of the Bachelorette this year was interesting to say the least and JoJo definitely has her hands full with 26 new opportunities for love. While it's hard to rank the guys after just one night, this is my attempt to do just that after their first impressions.

1. Jordan

I think we can all agree that Jordan took the first place spot on night one. Jordan and JoJo's connection was clear after their first kiss and a past professional quarter back? Not bad for the recipient of the First Impression Rose.

2. Wells

Wells gave an amazing impression from the start when he brought a quartet group with him from the limo. Wells' future on the Bachelorette seems promising with that cute smile.

3. James T.

James T. AKA James Taylor is a pretty hard name to forget and JoJo seems to agree by how the way she spoke about him. This fellow Texan and singer/ songwriter is one to look out for.

4. Grant

Grant, a firefighter from San Francisco, has a lot going for him on the Bachelorette this season. He has a great personality, body, and service-filled life that surely will draw JoJo's attention.

5. Ali

Ali is one of those guys that just gives off a genuinely wholesome personality. He's a family-oriented guy who's just looking for love -- not to mention his cool surfer lifestyle.

6. Christian

Christian describes himself as a "geeky-techie guy" and he's definitely pulling it off. He describes his rough childhood on the show, but also points out his killer lifestyle of balanced workouts and real work. His future on the show is looking great.

7. Luke

Luke's southern charm definitely worked on JoJo on night one after being chosen first at the Rose Ceremony. He's a war veteran also from Texas who is extremely confident in his ability on the show.

8. Alex

Alex made a great first impression right out of the limo, but his future on the Bachelorette could be a little questionable after his attempt at impressing JoJo with push-ups. Regardless, he seems to be a pretty good guy... just a little short.

9. Chad

It's no secret that Chad is a super attractive guy, but his overly-confident attitude has the potential to hurt him in this competition. He also made it a point to mention that he was "financially stable" and ready to marry. Despite this, he did show a softer side and may change down the road.

10. Vinny

This barber from Delray Beach, Florida, seemed to have a good chance with JoJo, but was admittedly a drunken mess by the end of the night and even tried to interrupt JoJo during an interview-- not cool Vinny.

11. Chase

Chase is no doubt a good guy, but does seem a little shy and hasn't made a huge impression yet. However, he has the potential to make a bigger impression and still made it through the first Rose Ceremony.

12. Robby

Robby, a former competitive swimmer, made an interesting impression from the limo by bringing his own champagne for him and JoJo, but is rumored to have problems with a past girlfriend later this season. His journey on the show could be disrupted by this.

13. Derek

Derek is a commercial broker from Florida who seems to be a sweet guy, but has yet to make a big impression. He may be a bit shy, but with those mesmerizing blue eyes, his chances haven't diminished quite yet.

14. Will

Will is someone who viewers really want to like, but keeps putting himself in very awkward situations. From his initial introduction to him and JoJo's first kiss, a future for the two doesn't look great, but things could turn around because of his sweet and innocent personality.

15. James F.

James F. had a questionable start and even had JoJo try some of his boxing techniques from the boxing club he owns, but a strong connection wasn't evident between the two.

16. Nick B.

Nick B., or Saint Nick? He definitely stood out this week, but not necessarily in the best way. However, JoJo seemed to think the Santa act was funny. He's one to watch to see if he gets more serious this season before it's too late.

17. James S.

James S. creeped out just about everyone on night one, especially Chris Harrison, but his nerves were his ultimate downfall. His job description was "Bachelor Super Fan" but he didn't even know who the first Bachelor even was-- this guy can't be trusted.

18. Brandon

Brandon is just a little bit too weird for JoJo's amazing-ness. His job description was "Hipster" and he didn't leave the best impression on JoJo, so his future on the show isn't looking great.

19. Evan

Evan, the Erectile Dysfunction Specialist was weird from the start and made it even worse with that strange hair piece. He was a bit too excited to be on the show and admittedly looks a little too old for JoJo.

20. Daniel

It's questionable as to why Daniel even made it past the first Rose Ceremony. Whether it was the "Damn Daniel" joke from the start, his attempt to take all of his clothes off, his jump into the pool, or his job description being "Canadian". Daniel seems just too crazy for JoJo.

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