Let me tell you about this sweet, sweet nectar that feels like it gives you life upon a single sip. Oh yes, I'm talking about Diet Coke. There are many, many Diet Coke addicts out in the world, and if you are unsure if your love of this fizzy drink has progressed into an addiction, take a read below and find out.
1. Your day cannot start until you have a Diet Coke.
2. You never just buy a single Diet Coke because who are you kidding? You are definitely going to want more than one.
3. Diet Coke feels like a friend at this point.
4. Just a single sip can turn your whole day around.
5. It's your go-to mixer, and you can probably be seen hanging out at a party with a Diet Coke in your hand rather than alcohol because Diet Coke is your person.
6. You consistently realize that it has been days since you have had water, but Diet Coke has water in it, right?
7. You are known for your Diet Coke addiction by your parents, dentist, professors, etc. Yeah, I know it's no secret.
8. Every time you go out to eat, all of your friends order water except for you and silently judge you for spending the extra $3.
9. People love to tell you how bad it is for you.
10. And you always respond the same way.
11. But, occasionally the "you're going to get cancer" comments get to you, and you try to give Diet Coke up.
12. However, by mid-day you are starting to feel weak and frail.
13. Life starts to feel like it's not worth living any more.
14. But, of course, you crack and mass text every single person you know demanding they personally deliver a Diet Coke to you.
15. And that first sip after hours of not having a Diet Coke, tastes like heaven.
And so the addiction continues, but it's fine because in your mind a Diet Coke addiction is like having an old friend who never leaves and gives your body the life it needs to continue on. So, crack open an ice cold Diet Coke and enjoy your sweet, sweet poison.
