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"You can't fight in here, it's the war room."

Jun 21, 2016

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Quotes To Make Your Head Spin

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For the past three years I have been collecting quotes. Quotes heard from friends and from strangers. Lines from books, movies and music. The following is the cream of crop: beautiful, hilarious and heart stopping. If you don’t love at least one of these quotes, then you’re probably not human.

Quotes from Friends and Strangers

I just want to do art and piss people off – Evi

Hey mister I’l trade you my pen for a sandwich – Heard in Baltimore

I’ll give you what's in my pocket for a hand job – Heard in Baltimore

I hate funerals to death - Chris

You lose money chasing women but you don't lose money chasing money – Baltimore CollegeTown Shuttle

Hopefully men understand words before they understand pain – Heard in NYC

Ain't nothing between you and me but air and opportunity – Heard in NYC

Let's rip some farts and break some hearts - Connell

Funny Quotes

Not only does he shit on our heads, we're supposed to say thanks for the hat – "The Sopranos"

So you just painted your dick blue and nobody noticed the hole in your pants? - "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

Let's make Iike a prom dress and take off – "Animals" (HBO Series)

Hey are you being followed because I’ve been seeing people behind your back – Demetri Martin

I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me - Jim Morrison ("Wilderness")

You can't fight in here it's the war room – "Dr. Strangelove"

Deep Quotes

I'm black as the heart of a fuckin' Aryan - Kendrick Lamar

When there is nothing left to burn you have to set yourself on fire – Stars ("Your Ex-Lover is Dead")

Why do people have to die? To make life important – "6 Feet Under" (HBO)

What is happiness? It’s a moment before you need more happiness - "Mad Men"

God said unto to Moses, “I AM WHO I AM” – Exodus 3:14

Maybe God does not believe in you – Bo Burnham

Everyone's equal when they're dead - "Les Misérables"

I am human and I need to be loved – The Smiths ("How Soon is Now?")

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