Following the winter finale and spring return of Grey's Anatomy, things are not well for residents of Shondaland. Don't get me wrong, I am completely thrilled that Grey's is back, but I'm so confused about what is going on all the time. So, I have some questions (in no particular order or specifically relating to this season) for our dear, sometimes unkind ruler. Answers would be greatly appreciated, Ms. Rhimes.

*spoilers lie ahead.

1. Is Meredith invincible?

2. Seriously, what more can you do to the woman that she hasn't already survived and recovered from?

3. How is Meredith still keeping the relationship with Riggs a secret from Maggie?

4. Why is Meredith putting her happiness last and protecting Maggie like a freakin' child?

5. As smart as Maggie is, how has she not figured it out yet?

6. Do we not get any more information about Riggs and Owen's sister?

7. Are we ever going to see Callie and Sofia again?

8. Will we get to go to Callie and Penny's wedding?

9. Speaking of Penny, how was Meredith keeping herself together enough to comfort and reassure the doctor that couldn't save her husband?

10. Can Jackson and April please just get remarried already?

11. Why have you completely ruined "Chasing Cars" for literally everyone that watches the show?

12. Of all songs to choose from, you couldn't have picked a slightly less heart-wrenching one?

13. Are the Derek flashbacks supposed to make your viewers cry?

14. Can we just stop all future Derek flashbacks from happening?

15. WHERE IS CHRISTINA?

16. WHY HAS SHE NOT COME BACK, NOT EVEN ONCE?

17. I understand that she has her own career and life in Switzerland, but her best friend's husband died. Why wasn't she even at the funeral?

18. What about Shane?

19. We have not heard about him once, is he just gone?

20. Why has Christina not won a Harper-Avery by now?

21. How does Christina feel about Owen and Amelia's marriage?

22. Do we ever get any more information about Amelia's dead baby?

23. She comes home to Owen and they live happily ever after, right?

24. Does DeLuca have to be a sad puppy all the time?

25. Seriously, why can't he focus his affections somewhere else besides Jo?

26. Alex talked Chest Peckwell out of pressing charges against Jo when she beat him up, why didn't she even try to talk to DeLuca?

27. Is Alex really going to prison?

28. Why would you abandon Meredith?

29. Is Jo pregnant?

30. Is that why the last episode talked about babies and prison?

31. Why does Arizona have to like Minnick?

32. Why has that old Asian scrub nurse never said a single word in all the seasons we've seen her?

33. Why do I have a love/hate relationship with the alternate universe episodes?

34. Can we get another one of those?

35. We've been renewed for Season 14 already, right?