Puns are a work of art in our society and they can easily make you laugh during a long week. Let's be honest, laughter is the best medicine! Everyone deserves a break from their long week and now, here's your chance. Enjoy!
1. What Do You Call An Alligator In A Vest?
An investigator!
2. Do You Want To Hear A Joke About Sodium?
Na.
3. What's Forrest Gump's Password?
1Forrest1
4. Why Did The Banana Go To The Doctor?
It wasn't peeling well!
5. What's The Worst Thing About Planning A Space Party?
You have to planet!
6. Why Couldn't The Bicycle Stand Up On It's Own?
It was two tired!
7. Why Shouldn't You Tell A Secret In A Corn Field?
Because the corn has ears. And besides, it might stalk you!
8. What's Brown and Sticky?
A stick!
9. Why Didn't The Skeleton Cross The Road?
He didn't have the guts!
10. Why Did The Farmer Get An Award?
He was outstanding in his field!
11. Why Don't Seagulls Fly Over The Bay?
Because then they'd be bagels!
12. Why Aren't Koalas Actual Bears?
They don't meet the koalafications!
13. What Did The Fish Say When He Hit The Concrete Wall?
Dam!