49 Things That All Penn State Students Have Done

49 Things That All Penn State Students Have Done

State made me do it.

Ah being a Penn State student—some of the greatest four years of your life. If you're a student from the best school in the world, you can definitely say you've done the following:

1. You have almost died going through the revolving library doors.

2. You have been too drunk to stand on the bleachers properly during a football game... so you got a chicken basket and sat down instead.

3. You tried going to the Den with a fake ID.

4. You cursed under your breath walking up the Shortlidge hill.

5. You went to McClanahans for a specific item and walked out with five other things.

6. You said "We Are" to a tour group, not really out of school pride but just to be an asshole.

7. You went to Bagel Crust looking like a complete zombie in a valiant effort to get rid of your hangover.

8. You skipped class to day drink.

9. You skipped class to lie in bed and do nothing.

10. You ordered pokey sticks by yourself. And ate them by yourself.

11. You ordered pokey sticks and fell asleep.

12. You became best friends with whoever you ended up standing next to at the student section.

13. You ended up absolutely hating who you stood next to at the student section.

14. You went to class somewhat buzzed.

15. You scheduled classes at midnight upstairs at a fraternity or in the bathroom of the bar.

16. You threw up in Waffle Shop.

17. You stole someone's fracket.

19. You felt violated going through security at the Pollock Testing Center.

20. You went to the White Building in an attempt to work out but really just lied on the mats and checked social media.

21. You stole forks and spoons for the Commons.

22. You slept at a fraternity/apartment just because you didn't feel like walking home.

23. You cut the salad bar line at the HUB.

24. You actually waited in the Starbucks line at the HUB because you were that desperate for caffeine.

25. You cried at THON...either from pure exhaustion or emotions.

26. You peed somewhere that was not a bathroom somewhere in Fratland.

27. You sat in Canyons/DP Dough and cried after a night out.

28. You fell off an elevated surface. It was embarrassing.

29. You had an awful dated function or FFF experience.

30. You took a shit ton of pics at the Lion Shrine.

31. You went to the Career Fair only to leave completely clueless and very overwhelmed.

32. You took someone's clicker to a lecture class for them.

33. You signed in to a class and then left. Bye BBH 119.

34. You have waited over an hour just to see your advisor...who was literally no help at all.

35. You saw a football player IRL and felt some type of way.

36. You wrote in the wrong frat GroupMe.

37. You begged your professor to change your grade to an A after doing the absolute least during the semester.

38. You went to UHS with a serious illness or injury and they told you it was the common cold.

39. You made up a complete BS excuse to a professor about something.

40. You went to LionTutors more than the actual class.

41. You slipped on ice walking to class, ate shit, and continued walking to class.

42. You got in a fight with ARPM or Penn State Housing.

43. You got an underage. Or at least been scared shitless about getting one.

44. You got in a fight with someone about the scandal.

45 . You lied on Old Main Lawn anytime the weather was above 55 degrees

46. You met your best friends.

47. You avoided thinking about graduation.

48. But ultimately had to buy a cap and gown.

49. You realized that coming to Penn State was the decision of your life.

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I'm The Girl Without A 'Friend Group'

And here's why I'm OK with it


Little things remind me all the time.

For example, I'll be sitting in the lounge with the people on my floor, just talking about how everyone's days went. Someone will turn to someone else and ask something along the lines of, "When are we going to so-and-so's place tonight?" Sometimes it'll even be, "Are you ready to go to so-and-so's place now? Okay, we'll see you later, Taylor!"

It's little things like that, little things that remind me I don't have a "friend group." And it's been like that forever. I don't have the same people to keep me company 24 hours of the day, the same people to do absolutely everything with, and the same people to cling to like glue. I don't have a whole cast of characters to entertain me and care for me and support me. Sometimes, especially when it feels obvious to me, not having a "friend group" makes me feel like a waste of space. If I don't have more friends than I can count, what's the point in trying to make friends at all?

I can tell you that there is a point. As a matter of fact, just because I don't have a close-knit clique doesn't mean I don't have any friends. The friends I have come from all different walks of life, some are from my town back home and some are from across the country. I've known some of my friends for years, and others I've only known for a few months. It doesn't really matter where they come from, though. What matters is that the friends I have all entertain me, care for me, and support me. Just because I'm not in that "friend group" with all of them together doesn't mean that we can't be friends to each other.

Still, I hate avoiding sticking myself in a box, and I'm not afraid to seek out friendships. I've noticed that a lot of the people I see who consider themselves to be in a "friend group" don't really venture outside the pack very often. I've never had a pack to venture outside of, so I don't mind reaching out to new people whenever.

I'm not going to lie, when I hear people talking about all the fun they're going to have with their "friend group" over the weekend, part of me wishes I could be included in something like that. I do sometimes want to have the personality type that allows me to mesh perfectly into a clique. I couldn't tell you what it is about me, but there is some part of me that just happens to function better one-on-one with people.

I hated it all my life up until very recently, and that's because I've finally learned that not having a "friend group" is never going to be the same as not having friends.

SEE ALSO: To The Girls Who Float Between Friend Groups

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