If you go to The Catholic University of America, there is a good chance your life is centered around the student restaurant, or "The Pyrz".
Now if we are being honest with ourselves, we know the Pryz far from a five star restaurant. In fact, most students find it down-right inedible. Here are what some "very esteemed food critics" have to say about the meals served at CUA.
1. When you come back from a break and realize that you have to go back to eating pryz food *shudder*.
2. The struggle of actually getting to the pryz is sometimes to hard to bear.
3. And sometimes, the pryz just defeats you.
4. Don't even get me started on the struggle with to-go boxes.
5. When the pryz tragically attempts to make ethic foods.
6. Put together different foods from the pryz to make something good is an art.
7. Even though it's usual terrible, sometimes the pryz has a good day.
Even though the food isn't always the best, its still prepared with love, and "the Pryz" workers always make you feel like you're at a home away from home.
Look on the bright side Cardinals, you won't be eating pryz food forever.
