Are you hopelessly grossed out by romance? Does the mere thought of "The Notebook" give you unwanted chills? Are you forever alone? Valentine's day is right around the corner and for all you beautiful, single people, here are some positives to being by yourself February 14th.
1. Chocolate on sale
You would've bought it full price too, but now you have an excuse to get a lot more.
2. You don't need to buy a gift
Who made that a rule for Valentine's day anyways?
3. Cute lingerie
Wear it for yo self.
4. Flowers everywhere
The smell of flowers, cheesy gifts, and loneliness are consuming.
5. No pretending to be surprised
WOW! Flowers, chocolate AND dinner? I wouldn't have guessed it!
6. Everyone's single and ready to mingle (lowers standards)!
Maybe that creep from down the hall isn't too bad..
7. Singles night
Someone will probs cry, but it's OK.
8. The massive PDA only lasts 24 hours
NO ONE LIKES TO SEE THIS. ZERO PEOPLE.
9. As well as the cheesy, romantic stuff
Vom.
10. Fun cards you can give to your friends
Or your Mom or a room full of 100 cats.
11. You learn to be okay with being alone
You are independent af and don't need no one.
Whatever you have planned for this Valentine's day, single or not, it's coming so might as well embrace the ~-LoOovve-~.


























