1. You can skip class whenever you want.

*Your alarm goes off at 8:15.* "Hmm, I've only skipped 5 days so far, I'll be okay if I skip one more." This is completely false because in college going to class is half the work. Even if you are physically in class but mentally your head is pounding, it's okay, you can make it through.

2. Your parent(s) are't there to tell you what to do 24/7.

If you want to stay up until 2 a.m. binge-watching "Grey's Anatomy," you go right ahead because no one can stop you except yourself. But when ever your alarm sounds for your 8:00 AM you're probably going to wish your mom was there to yell at you the night before.

3. Your curfew knows no depths or limits.

Curfew in college, WHAT ARE THOSE? Unless your moral compass points to "be in bed by 9:00 every night," then you can rock out until the wee hours of the morning.

4. You can eat whenever, whatever, and how ever much you want.

If you want a 5 layer-cheesy-nacho-not sure if it's meat- loaded griller at 3:00 in the morning or even at 7:00 AM well by George you go get it. Your mom isn't going to pull the, "because I'm the mother, that's why," card.

5. You can get this mother crunk anytime you want, literally, anytime.

But by "crunk" I mean if you want to have a class of wine after a long day of class plus a two hour biology lab then you go for it. But if you also want to party like it's your 21st birthday on a Wednesday then by all means take a shot for me too.