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Products You Won't Believe Exist

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Products You Won't Believe Exist
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We have all seen those commercials on television. You know the ones I am talking about — the commercial ads that are super loud so it catches your attention and makes you look. And once you look at the television, you can't look away. It always poses a question asking if you're tired of doing some mundane action such as wearing a cami or using toilet paper. Then, it shouts about this new product that will make it so you don't have to do it anymore. After the commercial finishes, it leaves you scratching your head and wondering if that really just happened and if that product is actually real.

Check out these products that no one would believe were actually real.

LICKI Brush

This is literally a brush that you put between your lips and brush your cat as if you were licking them. This brings cat lady to a whole new level.

Better Marriage Blanket

This one made me laugh. It is a blanket that is supposed to absorb the stench from your spouses flatulence during the night when they are sleeping. I guess that could make a marriage better...

PooTrap

Yup, this is actually what it sounds like. You strap it on your dog before you go on a walk, and when they do their business, it just goes in the bag so you don't have to pick it up.

Upet Pet Carrier

This is real. And, it has interchangeable windows. How does one get a cat in this contraption? My cat doesn't even like to be held too long. And where are you going that you have to bring your cat along for the ride?

Cami Secret

OK, this one is probably the most normal product on this list. But why not just get a camisole that fits?

UroClub

When I saw this, I had one thought: OK, I had to. Do people really use this? And What do they do afterwards? I think I'd rather not know.

Wunder Boner

I don't really know much about fishing or cleaning it so people can enjoy the fish. If this product actually works, it's not a bad concept. But come on, could they not figure out a better name?

Comfort Wipe

I have no words for this. I mean ... nope. Still no words.

The Peekaru

I understand that sometimes, a parent just needs both hands, but this is just scary. Can that baby breathe? Or move?

The Snotsucker

This could either go wrong, or completely gross ... and wrong. What if it got through that little sponge? And how do you clean it?

Breastfeeding Bra for men

Now, I don't even know if I believe if this is real. But if it is, how are people OK about this being in public and not with mothers doing this naturally and way more covered? And really, what is the point?

Meatball Bubble gum

So, I've never been a fan of meatballs, but even if I was, I definitely don't think I would want to chew on one for as long as one chews gum. Ew.

Sriracha lip-balm

Ouch? Sriracha sauce is hot and stings if you get it on your lips. Do people actually enjoy that? And imagine smelling this all the time. I mean, if you're a fan, then go for it ... with caution.
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