22 Post Malone Beerbongs & Bentleys

22 Post Malone ‘Beerbongs & Bentleys’ Lyrics College Kids Will Use As Insta Captions

It's here, and it's fire.
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If you didn't know, I am really not sure how you wouldn't know, but it's fine, Post Malone's new album FINALLY came out! Posty has time and time again proven that he's a trailblazer in the music industry. His genre is a mix of everything, from rap to acoustic guitar, and he sounds like he's at home in both settings.

Here it is, a list of Post Malone lyrics you'll use or see as Instagram captions. I can already feel it, this summer is Posty's summer –– a summer for "beerbongs & bentleys."

1. "Spoil My Night" - "Won't you come spoil my night?"

2. "Spoil My Night" - "Feelings come into play and I'm thinkin' this happens every time."

3. "Spoil My Night" - "Yeah, when I walk up in a party, they all act like they know me."

4. "Zack and Codeine" - "Been livin' fast, no I can't take it slowly."

5. "Zack and Codeine" - "But it don't mean nothing without all my people."

6. "Zack and Codeine" - "Pour that drink 'cause we ain't sleepin' tonight."

7. "Takin Shots" - "Heard that there's a party, I might pay a visit."

8. "Takin Shots" - "Baby, just for the night, you my soulmate."

9. "Over Now" - "I'ma turn the tables, promise you will not forget it."

10. "Stay" - "Damn, who are we right now?"

11. "Blame It On Me" - "These hurricanes inside of my brain"

12. "Same Bitches" - "Bottles on deck, and my drink full."

13. "Same Bitches" - "Population four million, how I see the same bitches?"

14. "Jonestown" - "It happens every time."

15. "92 Explorer" - "She in the front seat head bangin'."

16. "Sugar Wraith" - "And then I went and changed my life."

17. "Sugar Wraith" - "I take the lead, they just follow."

18. "Rockstar" - "Sayin, 'I'm with the band.'"

19. "Rockstar" - "Livin' like a Rockstar, I'm livin' like a Rockstar."

20. "Rockstar" - "Sweeter than a Pop-Tart."

21. "Psycho" - "Can't really trust nobody with all this jewelry on you."

22. "Psycho" - "I got homies, let it go."

Cover Image Credit: Post Malone // Instagram

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So, You Want To Be A Nurse?

You're going to find that nursing isn't really about the medicine or the assessments. Being a nurse is so much more than anything that you can learn in school. Textbooks can't teach you compassion and no amount of lecture time will teach you what it truly means to be a nurse.

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To the college freshman who just decided on nursing,

I know why you want to be a nurse.

Nurses are important. Nursing seems fun and exciting, and you don't think you'll ever be bored. The media glorifies navy blue scrubs and stethoscopes draped around your neck, and you can't go anywhere without hearing about the guaranteed job placement. You passed AP biology and can name every single bone in the human body. Blood, urine, feces, salvia -- you can handle all of it with a straight face. So, you think that's what being a nurse is all about, right? Wrong.

You can search but you won't find the true meaning of becoming a nurse until you are in the depths of nursing school and the only thing getting you through is knowing that in a few months, you'll be able to sign the letters "BSN" after your name...

You can know every nursing intervention, but you won't find the true meaning of nursing until you sit beside an elderly patient and know that nothing in this world can save her, and all there's left for you to do is hold her hand and keep her comfortable until she dies.

You'll hear that one of our biggest jobs is being an advocate for our patients, but you won't understand until one day, in the middle of your routine physical assessment, you find the hidden, multi-colored bruises on the 3-year-old that won't even look you in the eyes. Your heart will drop to your feet and you'll swear that you will not sleep until you know that he is safe.

You'll learn that we love people when they're vulnerable, but you won't learn that until you have to give a bed bath to the middle-aged man who just had a stroke and can't bathe himself. You'll try to hide how awkward you feel because you're young enough to be his child, but as you try to make him feel as comfortable as possible, you'll learn more about dignity at that moment than some people learn in an entire lifetime.

Every class will teach you about empathy, but you won't truly feel empathy until you have to care for your first prisoner in the hospital. The guards surrounding his room will scare the life out of you, and you'll spend your day knowing that he could've raped, murdered, or hurt people. But, you'll walk into that room, put your fears aside, and remind yourself that he is a human being still, and it's your job to care, regardless of what he did.

Each nurse you meet will beam with pride when they tell you that we've won "Most Trusted Profession" for seventeen years in a row, but you won't feel that trustworthy. In fact, you're going to feel like you know nothing sometimes. But when you have to hold the sobbing, single mother who just received a positive breast cancer diagnosis, you'll feel it. Amid her sobs of wondering what she will do with her kids and how she's ever going to pay for treatment, she will look at you like you have all of the answers that she needs, and you'll learn why we've won that award so many times.

You'll read on Facebook about the nurses who forget to eat and pee during their 12-hour shifts and swear that you won't forget about those things. But one day you'll leave the hospital after an entire shift of trying to get your dying patient to eat anything and you'll realize that you haven't had food since 6:30 A.M. and you, too, will be one of those nurses who put everything else above themselves.

Too often we think of nursing as the medicine and the procedures and the IV pumps. We think of the shots and the bedpans and the baths. We think all the lab values and the blood levels that we have to memorize. We think it's all about the organs and the diseases. We think of the hospitals and the weekends and the holidays that we have to miss.

But, you're going to find that nursing isn't really about the medicine or the assessments. Being a nurse is so much more than anything that you can learn in school. Textbooks can't teach you compassion, and no amount of lecture time will teach you what it truly means to be a nurse.

So, you think you want to be a nurse?

Go for it. Study. Cry. Learn everything. Stay up late. Miss out on things. Give it absolutely everything that you have.

Because I promise you that the decision to dedicate your life to saving others is worth every sleepless night, failed test, or bad day that you're going to encounter during these next four years. Just keep holding on.

Sincerely,

The nursing student with just one year left.

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15 Songs That Will Keep You Going Throughout Finals Week

Gotta put in work, work, work, work, work, work.

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We are rapidly approaching the most stressful time of the year...finals week. With looming deadlines and busy schedules it can be hard to find time to relax and reflect on the things you have accomplished and the things to come. We are often so wrapped up in our busy life styles that we forget to take a break to breathe. It's hard to constantly be on the move, so motivation is key. Next time you're feeling stressed or overwhelmed, take a break to listen to some music and relax. Listen to these songs for motivation and upbeat messages to help you get through it. You're awesome and can get through anything, never forget that!

1. Work from Home - Fifth Harmony

Time to put in work.

2. I Wanna Be a Billionaire - Bruno Mars

The world better prepare...for when you're a billionaire.

3. Not Afraid - Eminem 

Just lettin' you know that, you're not alone.

4. Girl on Fire - Alicia Keys

Not backing down.

5. Survivor - Destiny's Child

I'm not gon' stop, I'm gon' work harder.

6. You Gotta Be - Des'ree

You gotta be tough, you gotta be stronger.

7. Hall of Fame - The Script

You can move a mountain.

8. Hustlin' - Rick Ross

Everyday I'm hustlin'

9. All I Do Is Win - DJ Khalid

Never been defeated and I won't stop now.

10. Eye of the Tiger - Survivor

Risin' up to the challenge.

11. Petrified - Fort Minor

Concentrated power of will.

12. Don't Worry, Be Happy - Bobby McFerrin

When you worry your face will frown, and that will bring everybody down. Don't worry, be happy.

13. Beautiful - Christina Aguilera

Words can't bring you down.

14. Titanium - David Guetta

Bulletproof, nothing to lose.

15. Don't Stop Me Now - Queen

You're a shooting star.

16. Work- Rihanna

Work, work, work, work, work, work.

Take a deep breath and a study break to listen to these songs for some motivation. Clear your mind and know that you are going to do great! Good luck on all of your finals!

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