Everyone knows that our job as content creators is to create as much backlash as humanly possible. I mean, it’s pretty obvious that every single time we write anything, we are just aiming to piss off that one forty-year-old man that we have never met who is married with two kids and likes to sit in his basement and read our articles.
Why else would we bother writing? It isn’t like we actually are trying to make a difference or think that what we have to say is important or anything. Everybody knows that we just aim to make random people angry, and yes, the sole purpose of every article we write is strictly so that we can hear the wonderful comments of how wrong and ignorant we are!
So if you are having trouble achieving this goal, here are 10 sure fire ways that you can piss off people on the Internet in your next article!
1. Have an opinion
Everyone knows that any opinion you have is wrong and invalid, and the people of the Internet will have absolutely no issue telling you that!
2. State a fact
Obviously, you are going to run into that one guy who says he has been studying the specific subject you mention for the last 20 years and informs you that, in fact, you, along with anyone who has ever proven that information correct, are wrong. So it’s pretty clear that the only reason to ever post a fact is just to piss that one person off!
3. Be a straight, cisgender, white male
Everyone knows we are the root of all evil and never suffer any hardship or have any cause to complain because of all that privilege we have! Johnny broke his leg? Well, he shouldn’t complain about anything because he grew up with privilege. Suzzie’s family all got shot? Boo-hoo, everyone born without all that privilege she’s got have it so much worse than she does!
4. Talk about a personal experience or relationship
This is a great way to get people to call you crazy and then start harassing both you and your loved ones over the content of your article and how they feel about it!
5. Mention Trump
Saying something good about him? Saying something bad about him? Saying something indifferent about him? It doesn’t matter! Mention his name and you’ll unleash fire and fury in the comment section!
6. Make an observation
Because even though you are remarking on something you have seen or experienced first-hand, you’re still wrong!
7. Tell the truth
Nobody wants to hear the truth, it’s too harsh and people would much rather just live in a fantasy land where they only hear what they want to hear!
8. Tell a lie
How dare you write false information in an article! You need to be truthful and accurate in your writing, otherwise, your article is just ranty nonsense.
9. Write a response to another article
It’s always great when the same people that ripped apart the article you are referencing come and condemn you for throwing shade at that poor other content creator.
10. Write this article!
This one is a no-brainer!
