I just could not for the life of me think of a topic for actual writing this week, but in my quest for subject material, I stumbled upon an incredible internet wormhole: the results of putting "weird shoes" into a Google Image search. Here are some of my favorites:
For those that are kids at heart.
The Converse Pants Shoe
For those who hopefully never have to pee. Kudos to Willow Smith.
The Loaf-er Shoe
For those who love puns.
The Sandwich Shoe
For those who are looking for something more adventurous than the loaf-er.
The Banana Peel Shoe
For those who don't just want to eat their potassium, but wear it.
The Hoof Shoe
For those who want to BE the petting zoo.
For lovers of animals and broken ankles.
The "Just Kill Yourself" Shoe
I don't know, I won't tell you what to do.