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30 Silly Pick-Up Lines

Ever get tired of boring guys trying to hit on you?

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30 Silly Pick-Up Lines

Pick Up lines are cheesy, but they are also funny. So whether you are using them on Tinder, or in real life, use your pickup lines wisely.

1. Are you a parking ticket? Because you have gotten fine written all over you

2.Do you have a library card? Because I'm checking you out

3.If I took you to a bakery you would still be the sweetest thing there.

4.Are you a volcano? Because I lava you

5. Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you everyone else disappears

6.If I were a cat I would spend all nine lives with you.

7.Hey girl, are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.

8.Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me

9. Are you Instagram? Because I'm liking what Im seeing

10.Is your name Ken? Because we Ken hit this off

11. Do you like science? I've got my ion you

12. Do you like Mexican? I'll wrap you up and make you my burrito

13. Do you like classical music? I'll be your Baethoven

14. Is your name Pepsi? Because you are sodalicious

15. Hey girl, are you on google because you are everything I'm searching for

16.If you were a vegetable, you would be a cutecumber

17.Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

18. I'm good at algebra, I can replace your x and you would not have to wonder y

19.I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?

20. Would I be breaking the 8th commandment if I stole your heart?

21.Are you a fisher of men? Because you just reeled me in

22. Do you have a map? I am getting lost in your eyes

23. I'm not a photographer, but I can picture you and I together

24. My doctor says I'm lacking vitamin U

25. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back

26. Are you a cat? Because you are puuurrrfect.

27. Are you garbage because I wanna take you out

28. Are you chapstick? Because you da bomb

29. Are you a mountain? Because I can't get over you

30. Are you coffee? Because I've been thinking about you a latte

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