Recommended for you

25 Little Things That'll Help You Win Over The Girl Of Your Dreams

Start writing a post

Swoon

46 Pick-Up Lines That will get you the girl, maybe

How many times have pick-up lines actually worked?

Elisa Nuñez-Rodriguez

Jun 28, 2018

Florida State University

1002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZSZKDa5-4s

The CW

Picture this. You're out with your friends, having a good time. You're not looking for anyone to talk to, but someone comes up to you anyways and hits you with, "your clothes look nice, but they'd look better on my floor."

Seriously? That's supposed to make someone want to go home with you? Yikes.

If you haven't had a pick-up line used on you before, consider yourself lucky. Some of them are tacky, others are downright gross, but few are actually decent and might make you consider a drink with the pitiful pick-up artist.

Below are the 50 best and worst pick-up lines. It's up to you to decide which are good and which are awful. See if you can use one of these yourself without getting laughed at.

1. "If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

2. "Are you a General? Cause my Privates just snapped to attention."

3. "I've got a Juul and a fridge full of Four Lokos. Looking for a good time tonight?"

4. "Want to watch porn on my flat screen mirror?"

5. "Queen Bey ain't got nothing on you."

6. "Are you a beaver? Cause DAM!"

7. "Did you just fart? You blew me away!"

8. "Are those space pants? Your ass is outta this world!"

9. "You must work at Subway cause you're giving me a footlong."

10. "Wanna be the next contestant in The Game of Love?"

11. "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

12." Your parents must be terrorists cause you're the bomb!"

12. "Are you DNA Helicase? Cause I'd like to unzip your genes."

14. "Do you live in a corn field? Cause I'm stalking you."

15. "How long did it take to shave those beautiful loooong legs?"

16. "You turn my software into hardware."

17. "You have nice child-bearing hips."

18. "You're mom's hot. I'm sure you'll look just like her when you're older."

19. "I'm conducting a survey. On a scale of 1 to 10, how likely are you to have sex with me?"

20. "Your lipgloss smells great. Can I have a taste?"

21. "The tongue is the strongest muscle in the body. Let's have a little fight."

22. "Would you mind taking your clothes off? I'd like to see where an angel hides their wings."

23. "How do you like your eggs- fried, scrambled, or fertilized?"

24. "Do bandz make you dance?"

25. "Thank God I brought my gloves, cause you're too hot to handle."

26. "I would totally let you take me to brunch."

27. "I'll give you a hit from my Juul for a sip of your drink."

28. "Do you work at Build-a-Bear? Cause I'd stuff you."

29. "Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty."

30. "I've been celibate for the past five years, so help me get back out there."

31. "Is your name Gillette? Cause you're the best a man can get."

32. "What do I have to do to get on your drunk dial list?"

33. "Are you a dictator? You're causing a political uprising in my pants."

34. "How'd you like to take a ride on the Orgasm Express?"

35. "I think you're suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me."

36. "Was your ass forged by Sauron? Cause that ass looks precious."

37. "You look a lot like my next boyfriend."

38. "Are you sure you're a Muggle? Cause your ass is magical."

39. "Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.

40. "You must be a Snickers bar, because you're satisfying."

41. "Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

42. "You must be tired from running through my mind all day."

43. "Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"

44. "I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did!"

45. "Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?"

46. "I'll call the museum and let them know their finest piece of art is missing."

Report this Content

Entertainment

25 Beatles Lyrics: Your Go-To Guide for Every Situation

The Best Lines from the Fab Four

SUNY Binghamton

36937

Wikipedia Commons

For as long as I can remember, I have been listening to The Beatles. Every year, my mom would appropriately blast “Birthday” on anyone’s birthday. I knew all of the words to “Back In The U.S.S.R” by the time I was 5 (Even though I had no idea what or where the U.S.S.R was). I grew up with John, Paul, George, and Ringo instead Justin, JC, Joey, Chris and Lance (I had to google N*SYNC to remember their names). The highlight of my short life was Paul McCartney in concert twice. I’m not someone to “fangirl” but those days I fangirled hard. The music of The Beatles has gotten me through everything. Their songs have brought me more joy, peace, and comfort. I can listen to them in any situation and find what I need. Here are the best lyrics from The Beatles for every and any occasion.

Keep Reading...Show less

best beatles lyrics

Student Life

Waitlisted for a College Class? Here's What to Do!

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

Smith College

100153

college students waiting in a long line in the hallway

StableDiffusion

Course registration at college can be a big hassle and is almost never talked about. Classes you want to take fill up before you get a chance to register. You might change your mind about a class you want to take and must struggle to find another class to fit in the same time period. You also have to make sure no classes clash by time. Like I said, it's a big hassle.

This semester, I was waitlisted for two classes. Most people in this situation, especially first years, freak out because they don't know what to do. Here is what you should do when this happens.

Keep Reading...Show less

waitlisted

Recommended for you

46 Pick-Up Lines That will get you the girl, maybe

How many times have pick-up lines actually worked?

1. "If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

2. "Are you a General? Cause my Privates just snapped to attention."

3. "I've got a Juul and a fridge full of Four Lokos. Looking for a good time tonight?"

4. "Want to watch porn on my flat screen mirror?"

5. "Queen Bey ain't got nothing on you."

6. "Are you a beaver? Cause DAM!"

7. "Did you just fart? You blew me away!"

8. "Are those space pants? Your ass is outta this world!"

9. "You must work at Subway cause you're giving me a footlong."

10. "Wanna be the next contestant in The Game of Love?"

11. "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

12." Your parents must be terrorists cause you're the bomb!"

12. "Are you DNA Helicase? Cause I'd like to unzip your genes."

14. "Do you live in a corn field? Cause I'm stalking you."

15. "How long did it take to shave those beautiful loooong legs?"

16. "You turn my software into hardware."

17. "You have nice child-bearing hips."

18. "You're mom's hot. I'm sure you'll look just like her when you're older."

19. "I'm conducting a survey. On a scale of 1 to 10, how likely are you to have sex with me?"

20. "Your lipgloss smells great. Can I have a taste?"

21. "The tongue is the strongest muscle in the body. Let's have a little fight."

22. "Would you mind taking your clothes off? I'd like to see where an angel hides their wings."

23. "How do you like your eggs- fried, scrambled, or fertilized?"

24. "Do bandz make you dance?"

25. "Thank God I brought my gloves, cause you're too hot to handle."

26. "I would totally let you take me to brunch."

27. "I'll give you a hit from my Juul for a sip of your drink."

28. "Do you work at Build-a-Bear? Cause I'd stuff you."

29. "Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty."

30. "I've been celibate for the past five years, so help me get back out there."

31. "Is your name Gillette? Cause you're the best a man can get."

32. "What do I have to do to get on your drunk dial list?"

33. "Are you a dictator? You're causing a political uprising in my pants."

34. "How'd you like to take a ride on the Orgasm Express?"

35. "I think you're suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me."

36. "Was your ass forged by Sauron? Cause that ass looks precious."

37. "You look a lot like my next boyfriend."

38. "Are you sure you're a Muggle? Cause your ass is magical."

39. "Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.

40. "You must be a Snickers bar, because you're satisfying."

41. "Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

42. "You must be tired from running through my mind all day."

43. "Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"

44. "I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did!"

45. "Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?"

46. "I'll call the museum and let them know their finest piece of art is missing."

Subscribe to our Newsletter

The Best Lines from the Fab Four

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

He say, "I know you, you know me", One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Oh please, say to me, You'll let me be your man. And please say to me, You'll let me hold your hand

It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

Can you hear me? When it rains and shine, it's just a state of mind

Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say

You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

Obviously the best superpower.

There have been many lessons learned.

1. The importance of traditions.

2. How to be thankful for family and friends.

Subscribe to our
Newsletter