1. "Boyfriends come and go, but this is for life." 

2. "I'm a really cool person."

3. "The more I drink, the less is left for the kids to drink."

4. "I don't even have a pla."

5. "I may play the fool at times but I'm more than just a pretty blonde girl with an a** that won't quit."

6. "Hi, it's Phoebe. Someone needs to take my 9 o'clock, because it's, like, 9:15 and I'm not there."

7. "I'm, like, playing the field. You know, juggling two guys, sowing my wild oats. I'm like this oat-sowing, field-playing juggler."

8. "Dig a little deeper."

9. "Don't hate, you don't want to put that out into the universe."

10. "I'm a pacifist. But when the revolution comes, I'll destroy all of you."

11. "I have to go before I put your head through a wall."

"Oh, you Americans always butcher the French language."

13. "Just calm down, woman!"

14. "Oh, yeah, that's the word I use when I can't remember the real thing."

15. "I wish I could, but I don't want to."

16. "Your love is like a giant pigeon crapping on my heart."

17. "Is your boyfriend the boss of you?"