Phoebe Buffay's Best Quotes

17 Phoebe Buffay Quotes We All Still Desperately Need In Our Lives In 2019

Because Phoebe is the one and only GOAT.


If you're a Friends fan, you know that Phoebe Buffay is the greatest human to have ever (fictionally) lived. She inspires us, makes us laugh, makes us cry, and really does teach some of the most important life lessons. Here are just some of the times Ms. Buffay has spoken to the soul - and 17 quotes we can all make our mantras.

1. "Boyfriends come and go, but this is for life." 


2. "I'm a really cool person."


3. "The more I drink, the less is left for the kids to drink."


4. "I don't even have a pla."


5. "I may play the fool at times but I'm more than just a pretty blonde girl with an a** that won't quit."


6. "Hi, it's Phoebe. Someone needs to take my 9 o'clock, because it's, like, 9:15 and I'm not there."


7. "I'm, like, playing the field. You know, juggling two guys, sowing my wild oats. I'm like this oat-sowing, field-playing juggler."


8. "Dig a little deeper."


9. "Don't hate, you don't want to put that out into the universe."


10. "I'm a pacifist. But when the revolution comes, I'll destroy all of you."


11. "I have to go before I put your head through a wall."


"Oh, you Americans always butcher the French language."


13. "Just calm down, woman!"


14. "Oh, yeah, that's the word I use when I can't remember the real thing."


15. "I wish I could, but I don't want to."


16. "Your love is like a giant pigeon crapping on my heart."


17. "Is your boyfriend the boss of you?"


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9 Reasons You're Still In Love With Tim Riggins In 2019

Clear eyes. Full hearts.

If you're a Friday Night Lights fan, you know very well who Tim Riggins is. And if you've never seen the show, he's basically just the bad boy football star and sensitive hottie of your dreams, all wrapped into one heart-throbbing package. If you haven't already fallen under the Tim Riggins spell, you're about to...

1. He's the star running back of the Dillon Panthers.

Basically every girl who has walked this earth has fantasized about having that cliche football relationship. No shame. #33 on the field, #1 in my heart.

2. He's actually really sensitive.

Tim Riggins may seem hard and dysfunctional on the outside, but he's really just a big softie. He's no JD McCoy, who grew up lavishly and extremely fortunate; Tim had a rough upbringing. He and his brother, Billy, had to work hard all by themselves just to stay above water, which is most likely what keeps him so grounded and humbled.

3. He loves kids.

Tim didn't even think twice about taking his neighbor under his wing when he moved in next door. And for some reason, there's just somethin' about cute boys holding babies that makes us girls swoon.

4. He's genuine and honest.

Sure, maybe he took advantage of his football-star status and slept with most of the rally girls, but once he fell in love with Lyla we saw his compassionate side. (You probably envied Lyla and maybe even hated her for a while because of it...I know I did.)

5. He knows how to have a good time.

It's 5 o'clock somewhere.

6. He's a family man.

Tim took the blame for his brother's crime and went to prison for it...if that's not loyalty then I don't know what is.

7. He's affectionate.

If you either hate Lyla or you want to be Lyla or a combination of the both, you are not alone.

8. He's protective.

Probably the only time you've ever wanted to be in a tornado was when you watched the episode where he shielded Julie from flying debris.

9. He's beautiful.

You're welcome for blessing you with this GIF.

May you all find your own Tim Riggins. Amen.

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