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17 Phoebe Buffay Quotes We All Still Desperately Need In Our Lives In 2019

Because Phoebe is the one and only GOAT.

Daniella Masrour

May 21, 2019

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17 Phoebe Buffay Quotes We All Still Desperately Need In Our Lives In 2019

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If you're a Friends fan, you know that Phoebe Buffay is the greatest human to have ever (fictionally) lived. She inspires us, makes us laugh, makes us cry, and really does teach some of the most important life lessons. Here are just some of the times Ms. Buffay has spoken to the soul - and 17 quotes we can all make our mantras.

1. "Boyfriends come and go, but this is for life."

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2. "I'm a really cool person."

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3. "The more I drink, the less is left for the kids to drink."

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4. "I don't even have a pla."

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5. "I may play the fool at times but I'm more than just a pretty blonde girl with an a** that won't quit."

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6. "Hi, it's Phoebe. Someone needs to take my 9 o'clock, because it's, like, 9:15 and I'm not there."

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7. "I'm, like, playing the field. You know, juggling two guys, sowing my wild oats. I'm like this oat-sowing, field-playing juggler."

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8. "Dig a little deeper."

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9. "Don't hate, you don't want to put that out into the universe."

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10. "I'm a pacifist. But when the revolution comes, I'll destroy all of you."

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11. "I have to go before I put your head through a wall."

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"Oh, you Americans always butcher the French language."

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13. "Just calm down, woman!"

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14. "Oh, yeah, that's the word I use when I can't remember the real thing."

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15. "I wish I could, but I don't want to."

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16. "Your love is like a giant pigeon crapping on my heart."

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17. "Is your boyfriend the boss of you?"

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Because Phoebe is the one and only GOAT.

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1. "Boyfriends come and go, but this is for life."

2. "I'm a really cool person."

3. "The more I drink, the less is left for the kids to drink."

4. "I don't even have a pla."

5. "I may play the fool at times but I'm more than just a pretty blonde girl with an a** that won't quit."

6. "Hi, it's Phoebe. Someone needs to take my 9 o'clock, because it's, like, 9:15 and I'm not there."

7. "I'm, like, playing the field. You know, juggling two guys, sowing my wild oats. I'm like this oat-sowing, field-playing juggler."

8. "Dig a little deeper."

9. "Don't hate, you don't want to put that out into the universe."

10. "I'm a pacifist. But when the revolution comes, I'll destroy all of you."

11. "I have to go before I put your head through a wall."

"Oh, you Americans always butcher the French language."

13. "Just calm down, woman!"

14. "Oh, yeah, that's the word I use when I can't remember the real thing."

15. "I wish I could, but I don't want to."

16. "Your love is like a giant pigeon crapping on my heart."

17. "Is your boyfriend the boss of you?"

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1. Leslie Knope from "Parks and Recreation"

2. Liz Lemon from "30 Rock"

3. Meredith Grey from "Grey's Anatomy"

4. Olivia Pope from "Scandal"

5. Blair Waldorf from "Gossip Girl"

6. Carrie Bradshaw from "Sex and The City"

7. Annalise Keating from "How to Get Away With Murder"

8. Mindy Lahiri from "The Mindy Project"

9. Lisa Cuddy from "House, M.D."

10. The "Friends" Girls (Monica Geller, Rachel Greene, and Phoebe Buffay) from "Friends"

11. Temperance Brennan from "Bones"

12. Kate Beckett from "Castle"

13. Jane Rizzoli and Maura Isles from "Rizzoli and Isles"

14. Olivia Benson from "Law and Order: SVU"

15. Robin Scherbatsky from "How I Met Your Mother"

Ugh, why is it so hard to be mean?

1. You are honestly kind of offended when people say you are a nice person

2. People think it’s cute when you act sassy

3. You always have people who annoy you but will not stop following you around

4. You often have trouble deciding how you want to present yourself to people

5. You have probably never actually hurt someone’s feelings

6. Finding friends is such a struggle

7. But actually, that is a joke because your flexible personality allows you to be friends with many people

8. You are secretly kind of (actually downright) jealous of queen bees, especially those from TV shows

9. You often read articles with titles such as “24 Reasons You're A Sasshole,” thinking they are going to be so relatable….

10. Sometimes you get really mad and wish you could actually come across as a total bitch…

11. …but at the end of the day, you are thankful for how nice you are

Every girl is guilty of number two.

You cut people off - fast!

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When you need to let others know exactly who you are.

Making new friends is not an easy task.

You have no problem tellin' it like it is.

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You judge what other girls are wearing - hard.

Only your best friends see your emotions.

You've mastered the fake personality.

You have your very own Chuck Bass.

If your plans get cancelled, there is a 99.9% percent chance you are sleeping.

"There is only one tree hill, Jaime Scott."

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