37 “Friends” Quotes That Describe My Life
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37 “Friends” Quotes That Describe My Life

"Friends" has described my life more times than I care to admit, particularly through these quotes that I've gathered.

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37 “Friends” Quotes That Describe My Life
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"Friends" has described my life more times than I care to admit. So I gathered 37 of my favorite "Friends" quotes, that also describe my life perfectly.

  1. “I’m full, and yet I know if I stop eating this, I’ll regret it.”
  2. “Go tell him he’s cute. What’s the worst that could happen?” “He could hear me.”
  3. “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
  4. “I say more dumb things before 9 a.m. than most people say all day.”
  5. “I just shouldn’t be allowed to make decisions anymore.” (This was actually my senior quote.)
  6. “I don’t like when people take food off my plate, okay?”
  7. “You hung up on the pizza place? I don’t hang up on your friends.”
  8. “I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!”
  9. “I guess things were just going too well for me.”
  10. “My life is an embarrassment. I should just go live under somebody’s stairs.”
  11. “It’s so hard to care when you’re this relaxed.”
  12. “He’s so pretty, I want to cry.”
  13. “I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have.”
  14. “Oh, I’m sorry, did my back hurt your knife?”
  15. “Well, maybe I got a little upset, and maybe I told them where they could go.”
  16. “I have to go before I put your head through a wall.”
  17. “Don’t touch my computer. Don’t ever touch my computer.”
  18. “I guess I just never think of money as an issue.” “That’s because you have it.”
  19. “Phoebe, do you have a plan?” “I don’t even have a ‘pla’.”
  20. “I’ve had a very long, hard day.”
  21. “Hey, you cry every time somebody talks about Titanic.” “Those two had only each other.”
  22. “Wow, we really are bitches.”
  23. “I was so focused on being mad at you, I forgot what it was I was mad about.”
  24. “I wish I could, but I don’t want to.”
  25. “No uterus, no opinion.”
  26. “I hope it’s still funny when you’re in hell.”
  27. “Who says wine has to cost more than milk?”
  28. “Don’t you put words in people’s mouths. You put turkey in people’s mouths.”
  29. “Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You’re gonna love it.”
  30. “That sandwich was the only good thing in my life!”
  31. “Nice camouflage. For a minute, I almost didn’t see you.”
  32. “It’s a Sunday. I don’t move on Sundays.”
  33. “I’m gonna get all uncomfortable and probably make some stupid joke.”
  34. “I have no idea what’s going on, but I am excited!”
  35. “Let me think, let me think. Oh, I don’t care.”
  36. “Hell is filled with people like you.”
  37. “I don’t know what I’m gonna do with my life.”
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