I am 99.999% sure that I am not the only one thinking this right now...and no I'm not just saying that because I am a Seahawks fan! I'm sure I am speaking for a lot of people when I say Tom Brady is a very self centered human being! I would rather do these 30 things than watch the Patriots win another Super Bowl.
1. Drink bleach
2. Cook dinner...I don't even cook!
3. Do laundryĀ
4. ExerciseĀ
5. Clean the houseĀ
6. Car shoppingĀ
7. Be broke
8. Stab myselfĀ
9. Go to jail
10. Eat a ton of food
11. Stick my hand on a hot stoveĀ
12. Give birthĀ
13. Get punched in the faceĀ
14. Watch paint dryĀ
15. Break my leg
16. Read a book
17. Organize my closetĀ
18. Make house made out of cards
19. Go to a museumĀ
20. Write a love letterĀ
21. Dance around my room all aloneĀ
22. Throw myself in a snowbank in shorts and a tank top
23. Contemplate my life choices
24. Learn a new languageĀ
25. Go to a libraryĀ
26. Sit threw a 5 hour play!
27. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! I would actually sit and stare at a wall!Ā
28. Play Fortnite
29. Go back to high school
30. Get along with my brother...that's not easy to doĀ