There’s been a lot of comparisons between Donald Trump and Bobby Newport from Parks and Recreation. Which, frankly, I find offensive.

I mean… I wouldn’t rather stick shards of glass in my eye than vote for Bobby Newport.

I do understand the comparisons, of course. They both say things that make absolutely no sense.

Their plans to change the problems in the country are nonexistent.

They probably have similar plans if they ever won.

And there are similar expectations from the world whenever they speak in public.

But honestly, Bobby Newport is too much of a nice guy to be compared to an ass like Donald Trump.

That’s why I’d like to bring up a new comparison: Donald Trump and Councilman Jeremy Jamm.

They both have similar reputations.

They both lie like it’s their fucking job.

They’re both racists.

They both have zero respect towards women.

They both have similar ways of ridiculing the qualified women opposing them.

And in general, they both have no business being in office.

So let’s leave poor Bobby Newport alone, and recognize Donald Trump for the Councilman Jamm that he really is.

Let's not let America get Jammed.