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It's officially spooky season, but it's always a spooky time trying to find available parking on campus.

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The Sanderson sisters know exactly our pain when it comes to parking on campus.

1. "Oh, look. Another glorious morning. Makes me sick!"

Yes, another morning to leave your house one hour early so you can drive in circles looking for just one spot to park and end up being late to your class anyway.

2. "It's just a bunch of hocus pocus."

When the university tries telling you that "there is plenty of parking available for staff and students." Now THAT is just a bunch of hocus pocus. PLEASE, show me where there is parking.

3. "You buck-toothed, mop riding firefly from hell!"

That moment when someone curses you out because you took the last spot in the parking lot. I want to be mad at them for yelling at me, but I understand their pain.

4. "Just lucky, I guess."

Now this is rare, but it does happen if you're lucky enough. It's a magical moment when you go for your 12:30 class and you find an open spot near the building.

5. "His punishment shall not be to die."

No, instead you get parking tickets for parking at a school you already pay thousands of dollars for.

6. "I shall always be with you."

Don't worry, the school will always be able to find your car and give you a ticket. They will never leave you alone and that's a promise.

7. "Dost thou comprehend?"

What do you not understand? There is no parking available. Provide more parking lots. It's not rocket science.

8. "Sisters, we've been gone 300 years."

Don't hold your breath. Even after 300 years, Rowan still won't have any more parking lots made.

9. "Come little children, I'll take thee away."

When you find someone walking to their car and ask them if they are leaving and they respond with the beautiful words of "Yeah, I'm leaving. I'll show you where I'm parked."

10. "Come! We fly!"

Well, I guess I'll just have to fly to my classes now, but even then, I bet the school would make you pay a fee for flying in their zone.

We can put a man on the moon, but we can't build more parking lots for students.

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Parking On College Campuses, As Told By 'Hocus Pocus' Characters That Will Have You Saying 'Amuck, Amuck, Amuck!'

It's officially spooky season, but it's always a spooky time trying to find available parking on campus.

1. "Oh, look. Another glorious morning. Makes me sick!"

2. "It's just a bunch of hocus pocus."

3. "You buck-toothed, mop riding firefly from hell!"

4. "Just lucky, I guess."

5. "His punishment shall not be to die."

6. "I shall always be with you."

7. "Dost thou comprehend?"

8. "Sisters, we've been gone 300 years."

9. "Come little children, I'll take thee away."

10. "Come! We fly!"

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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

He say, "I know you, you know me", One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Oh please, say to me, You'll let me be your man. And please say to me, You'll let me hold your hand

It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

Can you hear me? When it rains and shine, it's just a state of mind

Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say

You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

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There have been many lessons learned.

1. The importance of traditions.

2. How to be thankful for family and friends.

3. How to give back.

4. What the word "community" really means.

5. That it isn't about the destination, but the journey.

6. The consequences of making bad choices.

7. To trust people, until you have a reason not to.

8. To be welcoming and accepting of everyone.

9. How to be my own, individual person.

10. How to work for what I want.

11. How to be great at giving directions.

12. How to be humble.

13. To be well-rounded.

14. How to be great at conflict resolution.

15. The beauty of getting outside and exploring.

16. To be prepared for anything.

17. That you don't always have to do it alone.

18. How to be creative.

19. To brush off gossip.

I have never been so thankful to know you.

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

Don't freak out

Email the professor

Attend the first class

Keep attending class

Have a backup plan

Remember that everything works out at the end

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