So, Hillary, you came into this campaign thinking there was no stopping you. I hate to break it to you, but it hasn't been smooth sailing -- especially since voters actually took to the polls. It seems that you need a reality check, and there’s no one better to give it you than New York’s favorite scheme team. Sorry, not sorry, for the information we’re about to disclose.
1. Your inability to reach female voters.
Not even the people you thought were your biggest supporters are there for you anymore. Women don't support women just because of gender reasons. I know you thought that was enough, but I guess everyone makes mistakes.
2. Your inability to get the millennial vote.
According to CNN, your opposition received 83% of the millennial vote in the New Hampshire primary, which is a very important group to have on your side. Looks like they aren't on yours.
3. You are not relatable to everyone that doesn't make $200,000 plus a year.
You can fake that you're appealing to the lower class, but the only income group you won in New Hampshire was the upper class. You can't pretend that you're "just a regular person" when you make millions a year.
4. Don't even get me started on your lack of trustworthiness.
According to NBC, of the people who believe honesty and trustworthiness is most important to them in their next president, 92% voted for Sanders in the NH primary. How can you run the top country in the world if your own people don't trust you?
5. That experience you claim to have is what led to Benghazi. Some experience.
The death of four Americans isn't an experience you should gloat about. You have ruined what could have been an impressive title to hold.
6. You are part of a scandal.
As a top U.S. official, it almost goes without saying that it's imperative to keep a clean record in the public eye. It seems that you've done just the opposite of that. Um, you used your personal email for classified information. Just when we thought you couldn't get any worse, you outdid yourself.
7. You fall into the same old establishment candidate category.
You just don't have it anymore, Hill.
8. Oh, and Hillary? You might want to up your fashion game.
As your life is spiraling out of control, so is your fashion sense. Well, before you get in that orange jumpsuit, at least.
So, as much as it doesn't pain me to say this, I'll have to uninvite you to the next debate, or primary, or political event altogether. There's only room for one Queen B in New York, and that's me. Better luck next time, H.
XOXO. Gossip Girl.
