Dear Carrie Underwood,
I would just like to give a huge shout out to your legs. You are truly blessed. Your legs have far succeeded society's expectation. They are long, elegant, lean, and toned. Basically, your legs are on a whole other level. You are already one of the most-perfect people to ever walk this earth, but your legs put you completely over the edge.
My question is, how to I do obtain your legs? What is your secret? What are your ways? You have basically every girl's dream body. You're pretty much the go-to girl when it comes to your leg workout. You've been the hot topic for many body building websites as well as celebrity websites when it comes to your legs. Besides your angelic voice, you know your legs are your best asset. You know how amazing they are and that people are literally dumbfounded by how flawless they are.
But you couldn't possibly be graced with those by God. You certainly weren't born with beauties like that. So tell me, how do you do it? I endlessly and tirelessly try to achieve your look, but it's not physically possible. You must have some trick that you're not sharing with the world. And believe me, I think every human being, both male and female, would love to know.
I understand that you work your butt off to achieve your legs. Your leg workout is all over the Internet and several magazines. But there has to be more too it. I don't believe you can achieve your perfection just by working out. There has to be something we are missing.
Every time you walk on stage, my eyes are drawn directly to your legs. The cute denim shorts and black booty shorts accentuate your legs even more, completely showing off just how perfect they are. Don't even get me started when you wear 6-inch high heels. They make your legs look even longer than they already are and your calves basically bulge out of your skin. Why are they so perfect? Please let me know!
Each day I struggle to find the answer to this question. Why are you and your legs so damn perfect. Even with a child, your body is still amazing and every guy/girl either wants you or wants to be you. You and your legs are the epitome of perfection. You have graced this earth with something that is unachievable and completely desirable.
So I leave this letter with one final statement. God bless you and your legs. You are truly blessed to have such great muscle tone and I applaud you for looking absolutely flawless in everything you wear.
Sincerely,
Every human being on to walk the earth
