Dear the boys next door,

Before I start, I'd just like to say that I'm sure you are truly lovely people who have nothing but good intentions at heart. I am also very happy that you all are having such a blast in college. However, for the love of all that is great, PLEASE turn your music down. I don't know why you insist on partying all days of the week or why you play loud music at all hours of the day, but some people (clearly not you two) like to study, sleep, or maybe just have some peaceful Netflix times. You always seem to have about a million people in your room (I still haven't figured out how they all fit in there) and they, as well as you, love to scream over one another. I come from a very loud, rambunctious family and am accustomed to constant noise but this, dear neighbors, is on a whole other level of loud. It's impressive, I'll give you that, yet hard to appreciate at two a.m.

I would also like to point out that slamming your door closed every two seconds can be felt throughout the entire hall, as neighbors down the way have commented on the reverberations. I understand that you enjoy letting people into the party, but you should consider closing it regularly instead of slamming it. Just a thought. As well as this, my roommate and I simply do not care that you want to 'talk' or 'hang out' at all hours of the morning. If it's after midnight, we won't answer the door so don't even come knockin'. Besides, the last time you barged your way in, you ate half of MY granola bar and then left in on the desk. Open. Running down the halls in the middle of the night while simultaneously screaming and laughing is another highly irritating tendency you all have. Hearing a stampede of boys in the middle of the night (especially when I have an 8 a.m.) is the absolute worst thing to wake up to.

The walls are paper thin, so it's not entirely your fault that I can't sleep or study or hear myself think when you all are partying. This being said, you could be considerate and turn it down a tad or two. Or three. Thanks.