1. Already dreading the cold and I haven't even gone outside yet.
2. I want to wear a dress, but don't want to get hypothermia.
3. Maybe I should whip out the frat sweatpants?
4. Do any of these cab companies actually answer their phones?
5. Seriously, I've called every one of them, like, five times each. Guess I'm walking.
6. No one better steal this fracket or we're gonna have some issues.
7. Wow. Okay, black ice. Almost ate s**t.
8. That would've been embarrassing.
9. Why did I even wear heels? It's so icy.
10. Up the hill we go. This should be interesting.
11. Well, the walk home won't be as bad.
12. Windchill of -18? Okay, great. Just kidding. It'll be worse.
13. Are we there, yet?
14. I wonder how many more steps I have to take before I get there.
15. I wish I wore my parka.
16. And boots. Boots would be nice.
17. Maybe we can stop in Mclanahan's for a minute to warm up.
18. Nope, already so late; we can't.
19. How is that girl wearing no fracket -- is she insane?
20. Definitely getting on the way home
21. Or D.P. Dough.
22. Or Pokey Stix.
23. Why did I choose a school up north again?
24. Can't feel my face, fingers or toes, but it's fine.
25. How am I only at the Dorito church? I've been walking forever.
26. Maybe a brother will let me put my fracket in their room.
27. Okay, group of people coming -- don't trip.
28. They're definitely judging me.
29. I hate people.
30. I think it's just around the corner.
31. Just kidding -- next block.
32. I better get a good pic out of this.
33. Ah, almost fell again! These damn heels.
34. Ugh, that guy saw.
35. Can't he at least try and hide his laughter?
36. Down hill, oh, geez -- even worse.
37. Baby steps. Baby steps.
38. Saying a prayer I don't break an ankle tonight.
39. Thank God -- finally here. Time to build up an alcohol blanket for the walk home.
