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Thoughts I Have Walking To Class

Is it acceptable to take a taxi to campus?

Desmond Groves
Aug 04, 2015
Marshall University
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Thoughts I Have Walking To Class

We have officially entered the month of August! This means it is time to fit in all the things you have to do before classes start back up and your life becomes consumed with homework and projects in just a few weeks. I live at the Village, in the back apartments, so I have about a 15-20 minute walk to campus. During that walk, I have a lot of time to think to myself and I decided to publish those thoughts to give everyone a piece of my mind.

1. Okay, time to leave, where are my keys?

2. Wait... Seriously, where are my keys?!

3. *screams at roommates* HELLO! WHERE ARE MY KEYS? WHO TOOK THEM AND WHY?!

4. *finds keys* nvm guys, nvm guys they were in the couch lol sry for yelling.

5. Wow why is it so hot and why is it raining?

6. I should have driven.

7. Maybe I should just skip?

8. No I cant, I skipped last week...

9. Or can I? Because it was the weekend and maybe my professor forgot I skipped?

10. No, go, you failure.

11. Ugh this is such a long walk and I'm sweating.

12. Let's be real, I always sweat. I should probably get that fixed.

13. *As I walk past Stadium Spirits* Is it acceptable to buy an airplane shot and drink it on my way to class?

14. I will just go to 7-11 and get a coffee.

15. Wait, I don't like coffee.

16. I could just get a hot chocolate and tell everyone it's coffee and then I will look college student AF.

17. Is that rumor true that if a car hits me on 5th Ave. my tuition would get paid for?

18. Why is there a cloud in front of the doors of East?

19. Oh... thats just all the kids smoking hahahahah awk.

20. I could still turn around and go home.

22. Am I chaffing?

23. Yeah... I'm chaffing.

24. I look like I just got out of the shower because of all this sweat.

25. I hope I don't see anyone I know.

26. Crap, spoke too soon.

27. Maybe they didn't see me?

28. Nope, they did. Here they come.

29. Please don't hug me, please don't touch me.

30. WHY ARE YOU HUGGING ME? I LOOK LIKE I JUST RAN A MARATHON AND YOU CAN OBVIOUSLY SEE IT!

31. Pls don't tell me about your summer, I really don't care.

32. Don't ask me what I did, because I seriously did nothing but sleep and see how many Netflix series I can finish in a week.

33. I'm gonna say I'm late so I can just get out of this now.

34. Is it just me, or has this been the longest walk of my life?

35. These squirrels live such a good life.

36. Elevator or stai... LOL THE ELEVATOR DUH.

37. I'll go to the first floor to catch it, so I look less lazy.

39. Why is this person's music so loud?

40. Actually, I like this song, turn it up.

41. Would it be awkward from me to ask them to turn it up?

42. There are so many people on here. I wonder how many of them are trying not to fart right now because, same...

43. What floor am I, again?

44. Wait... what class am I going to?

45. Finally here, praise all that is Holy.

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