If The Characters From The Office Were Starbucks Orders
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If The Characters From The Office Were Starbucks Orders

This is for the next time you're feeling extra Kelly Kapoor while waiting in the drive thru line.

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If The Characters From The Office Were Starbucks Orders

Nothing is more telling of your character than what your drink order is at Starbucks. You can really learn a lot about a person by their go-to drink. My personal drink of choice is a skinny vanilla latte with cinnamon powder on top. It's not that I try to be basic, it just happens, and I think that says a lot about my personality. Have you ever wondered, knowing their unique personalities, what The Office characters would order?

This is for the next time you're feeling extra Kelly Kapoor while waiting in the drive thru line.

1. Pam- Royal English Breakfast Tea

She's trying to switch to tea, but she's not fooling anyone into actually thinking that she hasn't had a double shot to go along with her "tea."

2. Jim- Double Shot of Espresso

For Pam, obviously.

3. Angela- Cattuccinos

For all of her cats, and two for Sprinkles.

4. Oscar-Very Berry Hibiscus Refresher

As he is informing you about all of the health benefits of hibiscus and telling you how wrong you are for ordering coffee.

5. Ryan-Flat White

Because it sounds pretentious, but it's just espresso and milk.

6. Kelly- Pumpkin Spice Latte

Basic.

7.Stanley-"Large coffee"

"Sir, do you mean a venti?" *rolls his eyes and mumbles under his breath*

8. Kevin- S'mores Frappuccino with added chocolate syrup on top and a chocolate chip cookie

9. Andy- White Chocolate Mocha FRATuccino

Am I right?

10. Michael- Steamed Apple juice

Because it's a child's drink in a grown up atmosphere.

11. Dwight- Ethos water

False. Coffee does not make you more alert.

12. Phyllis- Blueberry muffin

She doesn't like to support businesses who don't use Vance refrigeration, but who can resist those blueberry muffins?

13. Toby- Cappuccino

It's what Chad Flenderson drinks in his latest novel.

14. Meredith- 1/3 of a cup of Black Coffee

Because we all know she will be adding the other 2/3 full of vodka.




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