I think we all can agree that pandas are our spirit animals. They're clumsy, lazy and not to mention, adorable. In recent years social media has blown up with panda videos, and I don't know about you, but I spend hours watching these clumsy little bears roll around. However, thanks to my hours of watching panda bear videos, I realized these adorable balls of fur accurately describe a night out in college.
You and your friends head out, already a little tipsy from a pregame, but still able to stumble down the street to your favorite bar.
After many attempts of flirting your way past the bouncer to avoid a cover, you try running past him pretending to be too drunk while someone else pays.
The first thing you do once in the door is hit the bar for some drinks. You've had a few at the pregame but after getting past that bouncer and scoping out the crowd at the bar you realize you need a few more.
After getting a few more drinks, you and your friends finally hit the dance floor! You think you guys look like Rihanna's back up dancers when in reality you look like this little guy.
You're starting to feel those drinks while dancing and you start relying on each other just a little too much. Friends are there to pick you up when you fall but sometimes it's every man for himself.
Below are a few more GIFs of pandas falling because I honestly just could not pick one to describe the variations of clumsy falls we face during a night out.
OK, moving on...
You and your friends go to the bathroom and then begin to confess how much you love one another. Then you meet a random girl who looks like she needs a new friend so you tell her how pretty she is and hug for 5 minutes.
You finally feel confident enough (a.k.a. drunk enough) to approach the cute guy you've been eyeing all night. I've never actually seen myself do this; however, I imagine this is what I look like. Black make-up all over my face, a goofy smile and slurred words.
The bartender says "last call" and you scramble your way to the front of the bar for one last shot before the night comes to an end.
When the bouncer starts kicking everyone out but you and your friends find a way to avoid him until the very last second.
After getting kicked out of your favorite bar, everyone decides the night isn't over just yet and you try a different one. Unfortunately, every bar is closed for the night so you whine at the entrance that you're young, wild and don't want to go home yet.
Someone mentions food and all bets are off. Immediately you realize how hungry you are and you just NEED food right away or else you'll die of starvation.
You finally make it home and you cuddle up into your bed as if you haven't seen it in years. You reminisce about how much fun the night was and how you can't wait to do it all over again tomorrow night.
