I would like to extended my gratitude to the parents of these men. The gene pool did you well in athletics and appearance.
1. Anaheim Ducks - Jared Boll (#40, right wing)
He looks Dylan O'Brien. There were also pictures of him holding puppies and those were great.
2. Boston Bruins - Adam McQuaid (#54, defenseman)
If I'm being honest, I picked him because he looks like Tyler Seguin.
3. Buffalo Sabres - Ryan O'Reilly (#90, centerman)
Number 90 on the ice, almost number one in my heart.
4. Calgary Flames - Matthew Tkachuk (#19, left wing)
*Suit and Tie by Justin Timberlake plays in the background*
5. Carolina Hurricanes - Klas Dahlbeck (#6, defenseman)
I am very, very jealous of this dog.
6. Chicago Blackhawks - Jonathan Toews (#19, centerman)
They call him Captain Serious for a reason -- he's seriously hot.
7. Colorado Avalanche - Gabe Landeskog (#92, left wing)
He's called Gabe the Babe for a reason.
8. Columbus Blue Jackets - Alexander Wennberg (#41, centerman)
Are you a parking ticket? You've got fine written all over you.
9. Dallas Stars - Jamie Benn (#14, left wing)
Dallas is a very lucky city. Trust me, I wanted to put Tyler Seguin too but if I started picking two players for each team I'd be here all night.
10. Detroit Red Wings - Gustav Nyquist (#14, right wing)
He's pretty sweet for a Swede.
11. Edmonton Oilers - Oscar Klefborn (#77, Defenseman)
If I suddenly go missing, I'm either in Edmonton or Sweden.
12. Florida Panthers - Aaron Ekblad (#5, defenseman)
Florida is known for it's beaches and it's beauties.
13. Los Angeles Kings - Jeff Carter (#77, right wing)
King of the ice and king of my heart.
14. Minnesota Wild - Marco Scandella (#6, defenseman)
Trilingual, tattooed and drop dead gorgeous.
15. Montreal Canadiens - Jordie Benn (#8, defenseman)
Dallas did Canada a favor when they traded Jordie Benn.
16. Nashville Predators - James Neal (#18, right wing)
I wanted to pick the whole team, but after consulting my mom, we agreed on the Real Deal James Neal because he looks like McDreamy.
17. New Jersey Devils - Beau Bennett (#19, right wing)
This team didn't give me much hope, so I picked a former Pittsburgh Penguin.
18. New York Islanders - Casey Cizikas (#53, centerman)
His eyes are bluer than the blue on his jersey.
19. New York Rangers - Henrik Lundqvist (#30, goal tender)
It's a shame that you have a mask covering your face.
20. Ottowa Senators - Derick Brassard (#19, centerman)
I wonder if all the pads helped when you fell from heaven.
21. Philadelphia Flyers - Brayden Schenn (#10, centerman)
As a Penguins fan, this was a painful team to look at, but alas I found a Flyer worthy of staring at.
22. Phoenix Coyotes - Oliver Ekman-Larsson (#23, defenseman)
Just like the Arizona desert, you sir, are hot.
23. Pittsburgh Penguins - Kris Letang (#58, defenseman)
Oui, oui.
24. Saint Louis Blues - Colton Parayko (#55, defenseman)
How could Saint Louis feel blue with someone like you?
25. San Jose Sharks - Chris Tierney (#50, centerman)
Shark bait ooh la la.
26. Tampa Bay Lightning - Steven Stamkos (#91, centerman)
If I were Taylor Swift, I'd write so many songs about you.
27. Toronto Maple Leaves - Auston Matthews (#34, centerman)
A is the first letter in the alphabet and you're the first in my heart.
28. Vancouver Canucks - Bo Horvat (#53, centerman)
Don't mind me, just applying for a passport so I can go to Canada.
29. Washington Capitals - Tom Wilson (#43, right wing)
Another gift from the nation's capital.
30. Winnipeg Jets - Chase De Leo (#17, centerman)
What a baaaaabe.
