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The 32 Guys You Meet On Every College Campus, As Every NFL Team

Honestly guys and football are one in the same.

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Its that time of year again. That glorious time of year when football is finally back on.

We went all summer with no football, we had to watch soccer (ew). Every fan has their favorite teams, their rivals, and the teams that they straight up hate. Honestly its no different than college, we have the guy that you love, the guy that kind of sucks and then the guys that you straight up hate.

Since football and college really go hand and hand, here are all 32 NFL teams as the type of guys that you meet at college.

1. Arizona Cardinals-The older guy on campus

Larry Fitzgerald, that just says it all.

2. Atlanta Falcons- The guy who starts the semester with a 4.0 but just crashes and burns at the end

Superbowl LI, thats all I got to say

3. Baltimore Ravens- The creepy kid

He tries to hit on all the girls by talking about gothic literature, mostly Edgar Allen Poe

4. Buffalo Bills- The guy who needs a 120% on his exam to pass the class

Somehow made it through last year, but this year will be a rough one

5. Carolina Panthers- The guy who had the 4.0 freshman year and now is barley getting by

We all know this guy, started off strong but not sure if he'll pass now

6. Chicago Bears- The incoming freshman

Has a lot of hype but not really sure if they'll succeed

7. Cincinnati Bengals- The redhead in all your classes

You never know what this kid is going to do, really a wild card

8. Cleveland Browns- The guy who doesn't actually go to school but just shows up to random places on campus

You're not really sure where this guy came from, but hes always there and isn't actually enrolled in any classes.

9. Dallas Cowboys- The all American guy

He eats, breathes, and sleeps America.

10. Denver Broncos- The stoner guy

He can tell you every different type of weed that there is and some how he still squeaks by with A's.

11. Detroit Lions- The medicore guy trying to turn his grades around

He's not bad and he's not great but he's trying to be great.

12. GreenBay Packers- The guy that everyone knows on campus

You either love him or hate him, but you know who he is

13. Houston Texans- The guy who wears cowboy boots to class if he actually shows up to class

He might come around one or two classes in the semsester

14. Indianapolis Colts- The guy who always seems to have crutches

You've seen him not injured maybe once or twice in two years

15. Jacksonville Jaguars- The guy who is good at math and science, but bad at literature

Can do it all, but one thing

16. Kansas City Chiefs- The guy is always at all the parties

At every party, no matter where it is

17. Los Angeles Chargers- The guy who is barely afloat

Always gets it done, but within in minutes of anything being due.

18. Los Angeles Rams- The incoming transfer student

He may be new, but he's already the talk of the school

19. Miami Dolphins- The surfer dude

Doesn't really go to class, rather be at the beach

20. Minnesota Vikings- The guy from up north who partially glows in the sun

He is beyond pale

21. New England Patriots- The preppy guy who's dad is a lawyer and he never lets your forget it

"My father is a lawyer" is pretty much the only words that you've heard him speak

22. New Orleans Saints- The guy who has never failed a class

Pretty much a model student

23. New York Giants- The older brother

He's been around the campus for as long as anyone can remember

24. New York Jets- The younger brother

He's the new one to campus and no one is quite sure how he will turn out

25. Oakland Raiders- The mean guy on campus

He is notorious for beating up the newbies on campus, no one dares to cross this guy

26. Philadelphia Eagles- The guy who surprised everyone and actually graduated

He was the underdog who no one thought it would happen, but he surprised everyone and made it happen

27. Pittsburgh Steelers- The guy who goes to school and also has a job

He is a hard working guy

28. San Fransisco 49ers- A freshman who says he has junior level credits

"I'm technically a freshman, but I'm really a junior if you count my credits"

29. Seattle Seahawks- The guy who takes all the girls to starbucks

He's a ladies man and also loves him some starbucks.

30. Tampa Bay Buccaneers- The class clown, no one can take them seriously

He might steal your books too, no one actually likes him

31. Tennessee Titans- The very average guy

he gets from point A to point B, nothing too striking about this one

32. Washington Redskins- The guy who can't commit to anything

RG3, Kirk Cousins, watch out Alex Smith.....

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