For those of you who haven’t seen it, New Girl begins when the main character Jessica (Jess), a bubbly young teacher whose boyfriend cheated on her, answers an ad on Craig’s list looking for a new roommate. Her new roommates turn out to be three young men: Nick, Schmidt, and Winston. From there the show follows how their friendship develops, their interconnected lives as they navigate through complex romantic relationships, their career choices, and ultimately shows their growth as they try and find their place in the world.
This show has it all smart and witty humor, drama, romance, and perfectly imperfect characters. Guys and girls alike will be hard-pressed to not find at least one of the characters they can’t relate to. Overall it has won me over and often my friends and I will get together just to watch it. Have I convinced you to watch it yet? If not, here are a few of my favorite quotes from the show that hopefully you will find as entertaining as I did! (For those of you who already watch New Girl I know you must be as excited as I am for the new season premiere Tuesday, September 16th!)
When you put it like that, it sounds amazing… AND likeprison. –Nick
What makes Abby’s jewelry so interesting is that it is interesting and can cut you. –Schmidt
Rochelle? Fancy name. 'Rochelle', like a mermaid. –Jess
I’ve got an uncle whose God-given name is ‘Shifty.’ -Nick
Crazy girls are kind of my ‘Hurt Locker’ –Schmidt
Nick, I never thought I’d say this, but I need to be alone with Prince. –Jess
You’ve never been turned on by gas mileage? –Coach
Open your cellar doors, and let us taste your jams. –Schmidt
Six hundred dollars! That's six hundred one-dollar bills. That's the only way I can imagine it. –Nick
Nobody's getting pregnant tonight!...That's the same thing I say on my dates. –Winston
Boob season's over, for you! –Jess
There is something serious I have to tell you about the future. The name of my first-born child needs to be Reginald Vel Johnson
I lost a bet to Schmidt. –Nick
Girl, I got an obligation...at a...sandwich...meeting. –Winston
I'm in a limo! I wish I had really long legs so I could stretch 'em out the length of the limo! –Jess
He's so soft, like a towel. -Jess
Damn it! I can't find my driving moccasins anywhere! -Schmidt
