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20 Convos That Prove Letting My Sister Take Over My Tinder Was The Best And Worst Experience Of My Life

Who knows you better than your sister?!

Ashley Denton
Feb 07, 2019
Albany, NY
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Ladies, honestly who knows you better than your sister?

I decided that since Tinder is the only place you can find a boyfriend, I made an account and let my little sister take over my Tinder to see if she could find me a "good guy." She picked out a few interesting ones all for their own unique and different reasons.

I've learned a lot by doing this and here is why letting my sister take over my Tinder was the best and worst decision I have ever made in my life:

1. Some stuff you should just NOT put in your bio

Why does a dude have his credit score in his bio?!?

2. "OK ten times more attractive if their bio can make you laugh... 20 times more if they have a dog"

3. "Beer and cigs in a pic is a nono"

4. Hair is not required but preferred...

"He's bald.. who's bald at 25?!?!" - my sister

5. Kids in a picture are cute BUT please specify if that is ACTUALLY your kid or not

"Is that his kid?!?!?" - my sister

6. LADIES YOUR BIO IS JUST AS IMPORTANT!

"WAIT! What is your bio? Let me work some magic"... thanks sis?

"You need a good meme... OK actually quote Cardi B. You can't go wrong with Cardi B!"

7. Bios are important people!

"We're not going to like Justin because we don't know anything about him other than he's pretty..."

Sorry, Justin, no bio, no like!

8. OMG he's cute, has a dog and is interesting  *LIKE*

"ITS A MATCH!"

9. Don't be cocky ... Some people are sarcastic

My sister replied with "what were you doing in 2006 that was so important?"

He was cute sis! Thanks for chasing him away...

Sorry, Joey.

10. Posting questions and interesting facts are attention grabbing 

"Ok, we've got to like him to ask [about his bio]."

11. He seems like a fuckboy... *NOPE!*

Thank you, NEXT.

12. Lyrics are always the way go to

"He has the lyrics to 'Ignition' as his bio...clever...he'd be witty, you need that."

13. Grammar is important fellas

"Improper English... did you even graduate?!?!"

14. YOOO! He's got good music lets hit him with his "anthem" if he doesn't respond with the right lyrics its a no go.

Can you guess it?

15. All of these guys are thirst trapping with with dogs, that's totally not even fair!

16. "Why do you need someone to nap with ?!? What are you even doing!?!?"

Ohhh sis...

*Insert palm to face emoji*

17. PSA, ladies like a good guy!

"AWWWW!! He's a good guy! He's gone on a missions trip AND HE'S SMART!"

18. Dogs will get a girl... every time

Me: AWWW! He's got a dog!

Sis: Yeah, they apparently ALL have dogs!

19. "You can't tell which one he is!"

Guys, use common sense and post a least one pic of just you so we at least know which one you are! There's nothing more awkward than a girl thinking you are one of your hot friends...

20. DON'T, I REPEAT DON'T LET YOU'RE SIS SAY ANYTHING WITHOUT YOU PRESENT OR ELSE YOU END UP WITH SOMETHING LIKE THIS...

I'm so sorry Kevin....

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