One of the most brutal television shows out there combined with the most brutal day of the week. Its a perfect match. Let's just hope they never get married, because we all know what happens at weddings ... 

Way Too Early AM: When you wake up at an obscene hour for that class you're not even sure if you want to go to and your body is still feeling the aftermath of this weekend's (mis)adventures.

Someone dares to speak to you before you've even had your coffee. Let's make it a Venti.

8:00 AM (ish): Congrats, you made it to your class on time. So try to stay alert and at least pretend like you're listening. 

Your Next Class of the Day: You're literally so confused right now. Why did I even take this class? Is it even in English? You contemplate going to office hours and mentally develop the perfect formula to make it not seem like you're sucking up to the professor when you totally are.

12:00 Noon: Lunchtime! You finally get to eat for the first time today, and you quite literally could eat a horse (heart). Or at least a bagel. What? You walk quickly to class. That counts as working out, right?

Last Class of the Day: You can't wait to get out. If only this smart a** in the front row would shut up and stop asking questions they already know the answers to. 

Formal Chapter Meeting Time: Do I really have to be here right now ... I mean ... YAAAY! Sisterhood! Oh ... wait, that announcement was actually kind of important.

11:59 PM: Time to pretend to study while actually checking all forms of social media outlets. Yes, even MySpace. You'll do anything to avoid reading that oh so riveting course reader. Don't judge.

2:00 AM: You are delirious from your sleep deprivation and are having dreams about marrying a giant warrior man and having really cute babies. Or maybe that's just me ... So you decide, screw it! And go to bed.

Tuesday: You've made it through! Now it's Friday Eve Eve Eve and slightly less of a struggle.