10 Things To Do If You're Single As A Pringle And Want To Look Like A SNACK

10 Things To Do If You're Single As A Pringle And Want To Look Like A SNACK

Who is hungry for some snacks?!

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You probably clicked on this article thinking "what the hell is a snack?!"

Well, let me enlighten you.

According to Urban Dictionary, a snack is:

Someone who looks good.

Here is an example: "daymnnnn Rachel is looking like a snack tonight!" -said no one ever.

Now does it make sense?

Every day (while we admit it or not) we are striving to look our best even when we don't think we are...we are. Not only do you want to look presentable and somewhat looking like you have your life remotely together, you also always want to have to have your a-game on, you want to be a snack to everyone's eyes. A snack is basically striving to look hot. Have you ever met anyone that doesn't want to be hot? Yeah...I don't think so.

So I have come up with ways for you to become a snack (based off of what I have learning what being a snack should be). Leggo.

1. Don't be afraid to eat.

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It drives me nuts, (and I know it drives guys nuts too) when someone is afraid to eat around people because they think they look 'so gross'. Like come on honey, eat the damn ice cream, everyone else makes a mess and survive, you can too.

2. Carry yourself with confidence.

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Confidence is sexy, we can all admit it. And if you fall, at least you fell with confidence.

3. Don't be afraid to 'geek out'.

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I don't know about you, but someone who geeks about what they are passionate about, or really into, is definitely snack-worthy. Plus that person is showing part of their true self in doing so which is showing that they are comfortable with you!

4. (This one is for the girls) but less makeup!

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We all love getting dolled up once in a while, and its fun! But when we start to look like clowns rather than women, that is not snack material, that is razor scooter to the ankle material. Plus guys like when women are more natural. (I have never once heard a guy say they love a girl with a caked face).

5. (This one is for the guys) know how to keep a convo.

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I'm sure guys can relate with girls on this, but I will be completely honest on this one, but GUYS LITERALLY SUCK AT KEEPING A CONVO. LEARN HOW TO DO IT, PLEASE, GIRLS LIKE THAT.

6. Don't dress like a 'Brad' or 'Chad', because girls will run...away.

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If he is screaming prep school/daddy's money his name is probably Brad. GIRLS CRINGE AT THIS.

7. Make plans, and follow through with them.

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Yeah...that cancelling last minute...thats BS.

8. Don't be a fake bitch.

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HUUUGGGGGEEEE turn off guy or girl. If you know what I mean, you know what I mean.

9. Don't be a bitch that get's a salad. Get the burger.

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Do you want to be that person? Do you really?

10. Always sing the lyrics, always.

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Let the world know that you have the voice of an angel, or a dying animal, either way it will get people's attention.

Now get out there and start snackin'.




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Auburn Geller

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Frat boys are a species of their own and here are some exciting gifts they will be ecstatic to receive!

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What more do frat boys love than alcohol, partying, and just acting stupid? Here are some gifts that help fulfill all of those needs for the frat boy in your life!

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Whats better than one beer? Six beers! This fashionable camouflage accessory can be used for tailgates, beach days, formals and everything in between.

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2. Phone juul holder 

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3. Animal house poster 

This Animal House poster is a classic staple for any frat boy. This poster will compliment any frat house decor or lack thereof.

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4. The American Fraternity book

Does the frat boy in your life need a good read for Thanksgiving or winter break? Look no farther, this will certainly keep his attention and give him a history lesson on American fraternity heritage and tradition.

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5. Beer pong socks 

These snazzy socks featuring beer pong will be loved by any frat boy. As for the way to any frat boy's heart may, in fact, be beer pong.

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6. Condom case

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7. Frat house candle

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8. "Frat" sticker

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9. Natty Light t-shirt 

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10. Natty light fanny pack 

This fanny pack can absolutely be rocked by any frat boy. The built-in koozie adds a nice touch.

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11. Bud Light Neon Beer Sign 

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Forget stealing random street signs, with this gift frat boys no longer have to do so.

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Please note that prices are accurate and items in stock as of the time of publication. As an Amazon Associate, Odyssey may earn a portion of qualifying sales.

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Your First Apartment In College Will Not Be Perfect, But That's Life

Your first place will not always be the best place.

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So if you're reading this, you're probably in college and looking for your first apartment to live in next year because your tired of paying for on-campus housing another semester. You've researched, saved up your money for the deposit and first three months probably went on a couple of tours. Trying to find that place to call your new home.

Let me tell you the truth, your first apartment isn't going to be perfect.



Here's the thing, apartments never really have a core base price. The cheapest apartment is around $460 at the beginning of their "leasing period" that starts in late September. The leasing period will last until the end of the year in December and then the price will go up $10 to $20 from January to March and after that, they'll raise it again for people who sign up after that. They'll go advertise on campus and football game tailgates with free t-shirts and offers about including free gift cards for signing a lease with them. They give you a tour and will show you the renter model that they designed for different types of personalities with stuff they bought from Hobby Lobby. They might show a video made by the staff members to show you how great it is to live there.


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You can't find the perfect place to live if it was true everybody in the world would be living in a three bedroom, two bathroom apartment with free WIFI and indoor gym with tanning beds. That's part of life and you have to make best with what you got. This will teach you a lot about humility, adapting to environments and improvising in stressful situations. Your first home won't be perfect to a "T" but you will love being there for the duration of your time there.

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