Recommended for you

Start writing a post

Student Life

10 Things To Do If You're Single As A Pringle And Want To Look Like A SNACK

Who is hungry for some snacks?!

Rachel Wahlin

Jul 09, 2018

University of Wisconsin Branch Schools

2308

10 Things To Do If You're Single As A Pringle And Want To Look Like A SNACK

Auburn Geller

You probably clicked on this article thinking "what the hell is a snack?!"

Well, let me enlighten you.

According to Urban Dictionary, a snack is:

Someone who looks good.

Here is an example: "daymnnnn Rachel is looking like a snack tonight!" -said no one ever.

Now does it make sense?

Every day (while we admit it or not) we are striving to look our best even when we don't think we are...we are. Not only do you want to look presentable and somewhat looking like you have your life remotely together, you also always want to have to have your a-game on, you want to be a snack to everyone's eyes. A snack is basically striving to look hot. Have you ever met anyone that doesn't want to be hot? Yeah...I don't think so.

So I have come up with ways for you to become a snack (based off of what I have learning what being a snack should be). Leggo.

1. Don't be afraid to eat.

Giphy

It drives me nuts, (and I know it drives guys nuts too) when someone is afraid to eat around people because they think they look 'so gross'. Like come on honey, eat the damn ice cream, everyone else makes a mess and survive, you can too.

2. Carry yourself with confidence.

Giphy

Confidence is sexy, we can all admit it. And if you fall, at least you fell with confidence.

3. Don't be afraid to 'geek out'.

Giphy

I don't know about you, but someone who geeks about what they are passionate about, or really into, is definitely snack-worthy. Plus that person is showing part of their true self in doing so which is showing that they are comfortable with you!

4. (This one is for the girls) but less makeup!

Giphy

We all love getting dolled up once in a while, and its fun! But when we start to look like clowns rather than women, that is not snack material, that is razor scooter to the ankle material. Plus guys like when women are more natural. (I have never once heard a guy say they love a girl with a caked face).

5. (This one is for the guys) know how to keep a convo.

Giphy

I'm sure guys can relate with girls on this, but I will be completely honest on this one, but GUYS LITERALLY SUCK AT KEEPING A CONVO. LEARN HOW TO DO IT, PLEASE, GIRLS LIKE THAT.

6. Don't dress like a 'Brad' or 'Chad', because girls will run...away.

c1.staticflickr.com

If he is screaming prep school/daddy's money his name is probably Brad. GIRLS CRINGE AT THIS.

7. Make plans, and follow through with them.

Giphy

Yeah...that cancelling last minute...thats BS.

8. Don't be a fake bitch.

Giphy

HUUUGGGGGEEEE turn off guy or girl. If you know what I mean, you know what I mean.

9. Don't be a bitch that get's a salad. Get the burger.

Giphy

Do you want to be that person? Do you really?

10. Always sing the lyrics, always.

Giphy

Let the world know that you have the voice of an angel, or a dying animal, either way it will get people's attention.

Now get out there and start snackin'.

Report this Content

This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.

Entertainment

25 Beatles Lyrics: Your Go-To Guide for Every Situation

The Best Lines from the Fab Four

SUNY Binghamton

36219

Wikipedia Commons

For as long as I can remember, I have been listening to The Beatles. Every year, my mom would appropriately blast “Birthday” on anyone’s birthday. I knew all of the words to “Back In The U.S.S.R” by the time I was 5 (Even though I had no idea what or where the U.S.S.R was). I grew up with John, Paul, George, and Ringo instead Justin, JC, Joey, Chris and Lance (I had to google N*SYNC to remember their names). The highlight of my short life was Paul McCartney in concert twice. I’m not someone to “fangirl” but those days I fangirled hard. The music of The Beatles has gotten me through everything. Their songs have brought me more joy, peace, and comfort. I can listen to them in any situation and find what I need. Here are the best lyrics from The Beatles for every and any occasion.

Keep Reading...Show less

best beatles lyrics

Student Life

Waitlisted for a College Class? Here's What to Do!

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

Smith College

99487

college students waiting in a long line in the hallway

StableDiffusion

Course registration at college can be a big hassle and is almost never talked about. Classes you want to take fill up before you get a chance to register. You might change your mind about a class you want to take and must struggle to find another class to fit in the same time period. You also have to make sure no classes clash by time. Like I said, it's a big hassle.

This semester, I was waitlisted for two classes. Most people in this situation, especially first years, freak out because they don't know what to do. Here is what you should do when this happens.

Keep Reading...Show less

waitlisted

Recommended for you

10 Things To Do If You're Single As A Pringle And Want To Look Like A SNACK

Who is hungry for some snacks?!

1. Don't be afraid to eat.

2. Carry yourself with confidence.

3. Don't be afraid to 'geek out'.

4. (This one is for the girls) but less makeup!

5. (This one is for the guys) know how to keep a convo.

6. Don't dress like a 'Brad' or 'Chad', because girls will run...away.

7. Make plans, and follow through with them.

8. Don't be a fake bitch.

9. Don't be a bitch that get's a salad. Get the burger.

10. Always sing the lyrics, always.

Subscribe to our Newsletter

The Best Lines from the Fab Four

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

He say, "I know you, you know me", One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Oh please, say to me, You'll let me be your man. And please say to me, You'll let me hold your hand

It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

Can you hear me? When it rains and shine, it's just a state of mind

Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say

You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

Obviously the best superpower.

There have been many lessons learned.

1. The importance of traditions.

2. How to be thankful for family and friends.

3. How to give back.

4. What the word "community" really means.

5. That it isn't about the destination, but the journey.

6. The consequences of making bad choices.

7. To trust people, until you have a reason not to.

8. To be welcoming and accepting of everyone.

9. How to be my own, individual person.

10. How to work for what I want.

11. How to be great at giving directions.

12. How to be humble.

13. To be well-rounded.

14. How to be great at conflict resolution.

15. The beauty of getting outside and exploring.

16. To be prepared for anything.

17. That you don't always have to do it alone.

18. How to be creative.

19. To brush off gossip.

I have never been so thankful to know you.

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

Don't freak out

Email the professor

Attend the first class

Keep attending class

Have a backup plan

Remember that everything works out at the end

Trending Topics

Top Creators

Trending Stories

Best of Student Life

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments

Subscribe to our
Newsletter