We've all been there. In the driver's seat, passenger seat, or sentenced to the back of the car with the annoying sibling or friend. Vacations and destinations can be some of our fondest memories, but the car rides are some that we often wish we could forget. Here are 49 thoughts that I've had on long road trips that I'm sure have crept into your mind, as well.
1. ROAD TRIP! AHHH I'M SO EXCITED!
2. Why is it so hot?
3. Why is it so cold?
4. Oh, great. There's no service.
5. I'm hungry.
6. Can I do three separate orders?
7. Why is this car going 40mph on the interstate...
8. Why are we not going the speed limit? IT'S LITERALLY 30.
9. Who wants the aux cord?
10. It's a speed bump. Not a crawl bump.
11. Sir, did you forget that your turn signal is on? Or are you just overly prepared?
12. Why are we confused? We have GPS for a reason!
13. Are we doing a brake check? WHY ARE WE STOPPING EVERY 5 SECONDS?
14. (Light turns yellow) WE CAN MAKE IT
15. *Are we there yet?
16. I spy... (something green, blue or gray)
17. Someone, please get me out of here.
18. I didn't even want to go on this trip.
19. Someone pass the snacks.
20. Did I pack my phone charger...
21. Is it worth the medical bill to jump out of the car right now?
22. Why don't highways have wifi?
23. Does this car go any faster?
24. Why does my butt hurt so bad? We've been sitting here for hours...
25. OK... who farted?
26. Why won't anyone text me back?
27. Will I remember how to walk the next time we stop?
28. We're definitely flying next time.
29. I think we missed the exit...
30. Where the heck are we even at?
31. How much Netflix can I stream before I run out of data?
32. I wonder what was here first... the road or the trees?
33. OH LOOK A COW!
34. Why are we going there again?
35. Has anyone seen Alaska or Hawaii? (License plate game)
36. What's a comfortable sleeping position?
37. I'm so thirsty... but if I drink any more water, I'll have to pee...
38. Who's DJing? This playlist is dead.
39. I FORGOT MY HEADPHONES.
40. (another driver on the road does something stupid, and you notice their team's bumper sticker) *scoff* typical (insert opposing team name) fan...
41. Dang it... where'd my phone go?
42. We're halfway there to being halfway there!
43. Did I not pack a backup charger?
44. Okay. WHO is kicking my seat?!
45. How is it every time I almost fall asleep, we stop for a break?
46. Construction?! They're STILL working on that? They started on that three Christmases ago!
47. I swear if someone touches me one more time, I'm going to LOSE it.
48. A new conspiracy theory? Guess I know what I'm doing for the rest of this car ride...
49. It's been 4 hours... only 7 more to go!