Everyone is afraid of something. For most individuals, it's something along the lines of snakes, spiders, or heights. For me personally, it's bananas. The phobia is deep-seated and is one of the harsh realities of my life. Read on to understand what it's like to live with a crippling fear of such a well-liked food.
Bananas are terrifying.
And the fact that things like this exist only enhances your fear.
You have no idea where the fear came from.
It just appeared and you can't do anything about it.
People try to tell you that you're being irrational, but you know the truth. Bananas are the food of Satan.
Being afraid of such a common object it extremely challenging. You are always hiding from bananas wherever you go.
It is difficult to avoid something that most people love.
You become angry when people ruin foods by including bananas in them.
To you, this is a horror movie.
Your friends think its funny to put bananas in your vicinity and this is how you react.
I guess this means they aren't really your friends.
Get rid of those people.
You do not need that kind of negativity in your life.
You get nervous when people eat them near you.
You have cried before because someone threw one at you.
Slipping on a banana peel is your worst nightmare.
And there is no greater form of evil than those sadists in banana costumes.
Who is this man and why does he think this is fun?
But when you find someone else who also fears bananas. You love them immediately.
It is a bond you share that no one else will ever understand.
People tell you you're weird for having this strange phobia.
Just let them laugh.
