Currently being in my last semester of undergraduate classes, I'm so excited to know that the questions I've asked myself on a daily basis for about four years now will never cross my lips again. Everything from my lifestyle questions, school questions and personal questions that I seem to say alarmingly too often. Anyone struggling through their college days are sure to agree with a few of these.

1. How much coffee can I drink before my heartbeat becomes irregular?

Are 13 cups too many?

2. How many classes does the syllabus say I can miss?

I'm at six. I can maybe push it to seven.

3. Why did I even go to college?

My tuition is enough for a down payment on a house.

4. Does sleep exist?

I thought it's only in fairy tales.

5. Is it normal to be this stressed?

I'm the verge of a heart attack.

6. Do you think if I start crying again I’ll feel better?

I've only had three mental breakdowns this week!

7. What style font will make my paper look longer?

It's Arial...in case anyone needs to know.

8. That’s due today?

I secretly never know what day it is anyway.

9. How many days until graduation?

Right, then I get to join the real world and that will be so much better.

10. Does a peanut butter and jelly sandwich count as a nutritious dinner?

The jelly could count as a serving of fruit.

11. How much money is in my bank account? Is it enough for a beer?

Or three. Or 23.

12. I need to make a resume. What can I add to make me look like I was involved?

I was in orchestra in high school...

13. Does my mom count as a reference?

She loves me no matter what.

14. Does napping count as a skill?

I can even do it with my eyes open.

15. Do you think my parents will let me move back in?

You promised for better or worse! Oh wait, I wasn't involved in that ceremony.

Fight on my college friends!