“We keep moving forward, opening new doors, and doing new things, because we're curious and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths."--Walt Disney
We are the generation raised
to believe in Disney movies. Growing up, however, has made us discover a few
flaws in our beloved characters.
For example: it might
not be the best idea to change for a guy. Also, if some gets close enough to
kiss you while you’re sleeping: clock him.
You react and relate to the biggest and baddest whenever you are:
1. Sharing Stories About the Night Before With Friends.
2. Reacting to Your Boy-Crazy Friend
3. Being the Babysitter
4. Being Babysat
5. Realizing that Having a Social Life in College is Important
Grades do matter, but a social life keeps you sane. If you do want to read a book for fun, that's fine. Just make sure that it's not on your syllabus.
6. Walking into Drama on Your Res-Hall Floor
And pretending that you're not listening in when you walk by.
7. Hearing that the Campus Has a New Bug
Don't. Touch. Anything.
8. Flaking Out On Plans and Classes
And then pretending that you never meant to.
9. Being Shown Off While You're Back at Home
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You don't know your parent's friends. That won't stop them from showing you off to every stranger. Get ready to answer the same stock questions about how you're doing in college, while you mentally scream at yourself for getting out of bed that afternoon.
10. Hearing a High School Student Say "College Sounds Easy."
7. Waking Up On Any Monday
More like: "Waking up any time earlier than Noon."
8. Any Girl Walking To Tigerland on A Saturday Night
9. Driving in Baton Rouge Traffic
Enough said.
And Finally:
10. Realizing That Maleficent Might Have Actually Done Aurora a Favor
That is probably the only way you will ever have a good night's sleep in college.