Repeat after me; women are not high maintenance. Seriously. Quit complaining. All we need are flowers, cuddles, and constant love and affection. Is that too much to ask for? Okay okay, sometimes we can seem a little hard to put up with, but if you learn the tips and tricks to dealing with women, your life will be a piece of cake. So guys, take notes. Here are a few tips and reminders on how to win over your girl and make her feel like a million bucks (or just how to put up with her complex mind on a daily basis).
1. You can never compliment a girl too much.
*swoon*
2. Fine does not mean fine.
But that's a whole new lesson. Just clarify. If you aren't sure how to respond, ask more questions.
3. It's the little surprises that mean the most.
Pick some dandelions. Buy a cheap bracelet in her favorite color. Post on Instagram about her. Bring her a coffee. Google and Pinterest will help you.
4. She loves to wear your clothes.
Yoga pants and one of your sweatshirts = our favorite outfit.
5. Let her know you're thinking about her.
Text her good morning, wish her luck on her big test, or ask if she wants anything when you stop at McDonald's.
6. Be a gentleman.
Open the door for her, walk on the outside of the sidewalk, offer to pay for her meal here and there. If Obama can do it, so can you.
7. Don't mess up her hair.
Don't you dare; it took us way too long to achieve this tousled perfection.
8. Let her dress and do her makeup however she wants.
But you're allowed to gawk over her more if she wears something you like
9. PLAN A DAMN DATE.
I promise it's not that hard. Again, Google and Pinterest are your friends.
10. Show her off.
Post pictures of the two of you together, hold her hand in public, bring her home to your family, just be proud to have her in your life and be thankful that you're lucky enough to be blessed with her glorious presence on a daily basis.