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A Life Beginning

Short article and update about why I have been MIA.

Megan Richmond
Mar 13, 2017
University of Michigan
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A Life Beginning
http://umbra3d.com/

So quick update folks, I have been moving and just life has been getting away from me as of late. So here is the deal: I have a new boyfriend, a new church, new job, new school, new house and more new crap to talk about than I had ever expected 2017 to throw at me. It is completely crazy how much has changed in the last 12 weeks. So what is going to happen this week guys is, that I am going to post up a short essay that is kinda old. Meanwhile, I will draft up all the exciting adventures I have been on in the last 12 weeks. Keep posted and God Bless!

Today I will be talking about one of my very favorite things in the whole damn world....PUBLIC RESTROOMS!!!!

But really, shortly there will a video blog about this, but for now, you will just have to read my rant. First off, as a woman I am completely offended at the utterly disgusting fact that some women do not know how to use toilet paper correctly, flush a toilet and actually pee into a toilet. Nothing pisses me off more than walking into a stall and seeing a clump of toilet paper, or shredded bits of paper all over the floor. Whoever is doing this, you are a nasty whore....your mom failed you as a person. To the nasty slut who pisses on the toilet seat and does not use some paper to soak it up, you're a nasty whore too. Fuck you! Last, to that cum guzzler who is on her period, please for the love of god...PLEASE WIPE DOWN YOUR BLOOD TRAIL YOU'RE SICK!!!

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