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A Liberal Take On The RNC, Told By Gifs

I was 100% sober the entire time, although I would have loved to make it a drinking game.

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A Liberal Take On The RNC, Told By Gifs
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As I’ve mentioned before, I love politics. I don’t know why, but for whatever reason, I just do. So this past week — well last week as you read this – was the Republican National Convention. I must admit that I’m very disappointed that this did not end up being a contested convention like I, and many others, had hoped. The Republicans stupidly decided to go with Trump as their ‘candidate’, further proving the fact that this country, the world and 2016 is going to shit. I stupidly decided to watch the RNC because I must get some sort of sick pleasure out of causing myself an unneeded amount of pain. The only thing that would have made this better would be if I could turn this into a drinking game. But I couldn’t, because luckily for me, I’m not 21 yet! Side note: during the next RNC, I plan to make it a drinking game. So my sober and very unbrainwashed by Fox News and all the other bullsh*t Republicans scream to the idiots in this country liberal mind was 100% fully focused and ready to take in what was being said by all the people. Another side note: I regretted this choice right away.

Every single time that someone mentioned Hillary or her emails

Every single Blue/All Lives Matter mention

Seeing every new “Make America ______ Again” theme

When I heard Ted Cruz was making a speech

When Ted Cruz didn’t endorse Trump, basically told the crowd not to vote for Trump and actually earned a very tiny bit of respect

When Ted Cruz ruined the tiny bit of respect that I actually had for him because he tanked his own career and said he couldn’t endorse Trump, because of what he said about his wife and father, and not because Trump is a terrible person.

When Ivanka made a very democratic sounding speech and when I realized the only reason anyone was pretending to listen to her is because she’s a tall, pretty, blonde

When Trump kept talking

And talking

And talking, without mentioning a single plan

But of course he didn’t forget to race bait

When you realize that this country is doomed if he wins

When I remembered that I have to write another article exactly like this one next week for the white feminist convention Democratic National Convention.

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