Dear Lunchables,

My entire adolescent life has been deprived of this wonderful product. A healthily prepared meal, contained in cheap plastic and covered by a thin layer of cheap plastic, is beloved by all. I remember my first experience with Lunchables, it was on a Tuesday, much like the this one.

A scolding hot day in December, I strolled the aisles of the Neighborhood Walmart, looking for my daily snack to battle my aching stomach. As I traversed down the refrigerated section, out of the corner of my eye I saw a glimpse of the yellow box with white letters encased in red that would eventually become my everything: The Lunchables. At first I was reluctant, "Lunchables is for kids whilst I am entering the ripe old age of 17!"

However, temptation took the best of me as it does the most righteous of men. The $1.00 rollback price coupled with the mouth-watering picture of cold pepperoni was too good to resist, and ever since that fateful hot December day, I have never looked back. As you are reading this, I'm sure you're wondering, "who's this sellout of a person, panning to the lowest of standards to make a quick buck? But I assure you, this is not an advertisement for Lunchables, but rather a section of a memoir for my beloved friend.

Sincerely,

Sam Dong

P.S. Walmart is selling Lunchables at $1.00 rollback for a limited time, buy it before it's gone!!!!!