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LaTech Summer: As Told By The Squirrels

Have you ever noticed that Louisiana Tech is the home of many squirrels? Well here's what they do during the summers.

 Frededreia Willis
May 24, 2016
Louisiana Tech
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LaTech Summer: As Told By The Squirrels
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Heller! Yo, peeps! It's Jimmy Squirrel. I live at Louisiana Tech in Quad Drive, Tree #4. I can't explain how excited I am that these student people have left. I can finally relax instead of having to run around them. They're loud and are constantly staring into those digital boxes, but I only have to deal with a handful of them for a whole 3 months - life for the squirrel family is all good. My furry friends and I are going to have a nutty time while y'all are away!

1. Get My Starbucks Fix

Don't worry all of my coffee fanatics, I will be holding down Starbucks, Java City and Parish Press. Just like you guys need your fix, so do we. I have to drink so much coffee in the summer, so I can have energy to deal with y'all in the fall. I am so glad I don't have to wait in line. Gonna' feel so glad for a squirrelly like me.

2. Lady of the Mist Jacuzzi Party

Ahhh! It's gonna feel so good to be chilling with in the Lady of the Mist without having to watched by the students. I don't have to worry about my Jacuzzi being filled with soap suds or my Lady being dressed all funny. I can let my tail down and relax. The only human being invited to my Summer Jacuzzi Fiesta will be Dr. Guice and only my man Guice.

3. Play Jango at Wesley

They really never let me play, so this summer is the time for me to keep my Jango Champion belt. I am going to stop by and play everyday, in peace, no human student people, no loud music, just me and my blocks. I am so going to embrace these moments.

4. Workout at Lambright

Wooooo! I can get my fitness up! Swinging and jumping from tree to tree only gains so many muscles.I'mma trying to get fit for the pretty freshmen ladies coming in. Maybe I'll take them on a good ole date to Roma's. Gonna' pump my iron and get some strokes in the pool to have my squirrel pack ready for flex!

5. Hangout with Champ

Now, you have to know that Champ and I are good ole buddies. He's like the nut to my bolt. (I know I am so punny, haha) This summer we will be able to catch up without have to pose for pictures - every five seconds. Thank you guys for going home, so I can finally continue to live my very wild life on your beautiful campus!

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