Every single time I start talking to or dating a new guy, they never fail to tell me how "psycho" or "crazy" their ex-girlfriend was. They'll tell me stories about things she did or said and I'd typically agree with them and say to myself, "Wow, I'm never going to do anything like that." Well, this time it's different.

This time, I know why your ex-girlfriend was "psycho" in your eyes. And I hate to break it to you, but you're actually the crazy one. You're actually the asshole that drives us girls to insanity - and not in a good way.

So you say she was controlling.

She would never leave you alone.

She wanted to know where you were all the time.

She freaked out when you wouldn't reply to her texts or answer her phone calls for hours.

She looked through your phone when you weren't around.

She got onto your social media accounts when you weren't around.

She would go through stuff in your room and in your truck when she got the chance.

She would drive by your house at night to see if you were home.

She would vent about you to your friends.

She always thought you were lying.

And I know exactly why she seemed crazy.

Because I go crazy when I'm ignored all day, especially when we had plans.

I drove by your house late at night on the days you decided to ignore my existence.

I asked your friends if they had heard from you on the days I hadn't heard from you.

I went crazy when I saw other girls hitting you up.

I went crazy when I had no idea where you were.

I went crazy when you got mad at me over stupid little things.

I went crazy when you didn't want to spend any time with me.

I went crazy when I had no idea where you were.

I went through your phone when you weren't looking to see what you were hiding.

I went crazy, psycho, insane, kooky, wacky, ape-shit, whatever you want to call it, all because of you. So yeah, I know why she went crazy because you made me crazy, too.