With the nominees for America's two frontier parties nearly set in stone, many are far from happy with their choices. This leads me to wonder what would happen if Leslie Knope stole the vote to take the oval office by storm.

1. Her Inaugural speech would go along the lines of this:

2. Her first 100 days of office will include:

3. We may learn that she has a few things to work on.

4. But it's okay because we know she'll work hard to fix that.

5. She'll make a new national holiday.

6. We can have faith that she'll pull through despite all odds.

7. She'll do very well in heated and tense situations.

8. She'll be keeping a tight hold on congress...via text.

9. We have proof that she avoids all acts of corruption.

10. She'll say it like it is, in true Leslie fashion.

11. All in all, we can put complete faith in her because:

12. ...With some spontaneous break dancing along the way.