Everyone knows the Kardashians, it's impossible not to know about them when they litter the news feeds and timelines of every social media outlet. Hell, the TV show is permanently on at my house (and I don't even watch the show). Regardless if you watch the show or not, you can totally identify your friends with the Kardashian family.
The Girl That Slept With All the Frat Guys: Kim.
She probably has a secret sex tape floating around somewhere. She probably doesn’t even know about said sex tape, but it wouldn’t be surprising if somewhere along the line, it just pops up out of nowhere. She sleeps in someone else's bed more often than her own, and her roommate doesn’t know where she is half the time. She always gets all the invites to frat parties from one of her friends.
The Carefree One: Khloe.
This girl is popular with everyone, and she's always playful and down for a good time. She has a carefree attitude that people envy. She’s probably the person who will yell at you if you’re not having a good enough time. She's a down ass bitch, because if you’re not taking shots with her, she's probably offended. Even on your worst days, this girl can persuade you to go out. This girl brings the party wherever she goes. You could say she's pretty lit.
The Girl That Only Shows Up To Chapter: Kourtney.
She’s probably a senior who doesn’t care enough to attend more than she needs to. She’ll be at all of the mandatory events, but at none of the non-mandatory ones. She only likes going to these events so that she can make sassy comments to her friends. People always expect her to show up 10 minutes late with a Starbucks coffee in her hand. She has way more important things to do than to show up to a recruitment workshop she’s been to three times already. As long as she has the attendance points to come to formal, she doesn’t care.
The One Who’s Obsessed With Her “Family”: Kris.
This is the girl who sees her little and screams “MY LITTLE." Even if she sees her G-G-Niece, she will still scream and try to get a picture with her. This is the girl that makes her family take pictures at every single event, regardless of how much her family protests or objects. She's the type of person who comes back to sorority events, even years after she graduates. And continues to makes crafts for her G^12. She probably made her family have a hashtag and a hand sign too.
The Annoyingly Hot Girl: Kendall.
She knows she’s hot, all the guys knows she's hot. Even your mom knows she's hot. She's the girl that looks flawless on the composite, even if she rolled out of bed 20 minutes before her picture. This is the girl all of the boys flock to at a mixer, and she always has the hookups for the night. She probably has a fan club at the local frat or bar. She's so pretty without even trying. Everyone in the sorority is jealous of her. You hate going out with her because she gets all of the attention, but you love it because she's also super fun. Ya love her, ya hate her, but she’s still your sister.
The Girl Who Wears Too Much Makeup: Kylie.
This girl shows up with a fill face of makeup to her 8 a.m. Comm lecture. She will never leave the house without a full contour, or without her hair done. It's not that her makeup is bad, but it's just too much to not be at a club. She’s probably the girl to try the newest makeup trends months before anyone else does. To say the least, she has definitely tried the “Kylie Jenner” lip kits.
